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  • Hans: You might wanna stop drinking, Martin, if this is how you're going to behave.
    Marty: If this is how I'm gonna..? This guy... just telephoned a psycho killer, to come and psycho kill us! And this guy's doubting a life-long believe in the after life because of psychedelic cactus he just ate! And you motherfuckers are telling me to behave?!


  • Marty: Friends don't make their friends die.


  • Billy: You're fucked from birth. The Spanish got bullfighting. The French got cheese. And the Irish have alcoholism.
    Marty: And what do the Americans have?
    Billy: Tolerance.


  • Charlie: Peace is for queers, and now you're gonna die.


  • Marty: I don't have a drinking problem. I just like drinking.
    Billy: Of course you do, Marty. One: You're a writer. Two: You're from Ireland. It's part of your heritage. You're fucked!


  • Hans: Five hundred bucks, baby! A blonde lady with a big fat basset hound.
    Myra: When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from folks, Hans?


  • Hans: You're the one who thought psychopaths were so interesting! They get kind of tiresome after a while, don't you think?


  • Bill: Art and peace and all that shit can wait


  • Hans: I know you said dream sequences are for fags but I think it could work y'know we all gotta dream don't we?


  • Hans: I know you said dream sequences are for fags but I think it could work y'know we all gotta dream don't we?


  • Billy: You know, Marty, the way you're feeling today--all depressed and alcoholic and shit-- you know what you should do? Put it into your writing, man! Use it! Bad idea?
    Marty: Thanks, Billy. Great idea. I'll put the way I'm feeling today into my writing. Then I'll go blow my fucking brains out.
    Billy: Come on, man! You know your writing helps alleviate your suicidal self-loathing and shit!
    Marty: I don't have suicidal self-loathing and shit.


  • Billy: Five...four...three...two
    Charlie: Wait! Please go back to five. Please.
    Billy: I'm not going back to five, man. I'm not going back to five............Five


  • Hans: Fuck the cops. Fuck em!


  • Zachariah: [to marty] you didnt think i was serious just cause i carry a rabbit around.
    Zachariah: You think I'm not serious just because I carry a rabbit around?


  • Billy: (to zachariah) ok you seem normal come on in, we have to get this dog off the street cause its kidnapped from a manic.
    Billy: [to Zachariah] Okay you seem normal come on in, we have to get this dog off the street cause its kidnapped from a manic.


  • Marty: No shoot-outs, no pay-offs. Just human beings talking.
    Bill: What, are we making French movies now? That sounds like the stupidest ending. No shoot-outs? That sounds like the stupidest ending I've ever fucking... No shoot-outs!?
    Marty: No?
    Bill: No!


  • Billy: That, right there, is not a deal. Equally cool. *Big grin*


  • Hans: An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
    Billy: No, it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left?


  • Billy: I wasn't trying to break his nose, his nose was just in the middle of what I was punching!


  • Billy: (Speaking in Marty's Irish accent) You'll be grand! .. Sure of course we're friends
    Billy: [speaking in Marty's Irish accent] You'll be grand! Sure of course we're friends.


  • Marty: That's just great! That's just fucking great! Do you know what that is? Do you know what that is right there!
    Hans: Great?
    Marty: That's just fucking great!


  • Billy: "You forgot about the flare gun you fuckin' idiot!"
    Billy: You forgot about the flare gun you fuckin' idiot!


  • Hans: As Gandhi said..."An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind". I believe that whole heartedly.
    Hans: As Gandhi said...'An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind'. I believe that whole heartedly.
    Bill: No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy going to take out the eye of the last guy left whose still got one eye left? All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Ghandi was wrong. It's just that nobody's got the balls to come out and say it.


  • Bill: Ghandi was wrong! Its just that nobody has had the balls to say it!


  • Hans: It's their blood... It's his puke.


  • Charlie: Put your hands up!
    Hans: No.
    Charlie: But I've got a gun!
    Hans: I don't care.
    Charlie: That doesn't make any sense!
    Hans: Too bad!


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