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Sex Drive Quotes

  • Ian Lafferty: He's gonna find my ass and just fuck it with a roll of fucking quarters!


  • Ian Lafferty: There is, there is a girl. That I've been kinda...
    Rex: Alright, I'm listening, where'd you meet her?
    Ian Lafferty: Um, on the, online.
    Rex: [Slams car breaks on] What? For fuck's sakes Ian, don't you watch dateline? She's probably a guy. Some fat, old dude who wants to ram you in the tailpipe.


  • Lance: I refuse to be embarrassed by a car that looks like a Trapper Keeper.


  • Ian Lafferty: Holy buckets... she wants me to give her the D!


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