The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing (2004) - Rotten Tomatoes

The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing (2004)

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The folks at Seduction Cinema who brought you such softcore parody flicks as PlayMate of the Apes and Lord of the G-Strings serve up more tongue-in-cheek T & A with The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing. Darian Caine stars as Countess Dracula, a sexy lesbian variation on the legendary blood-sucker. Determined to indoctrinate every nubile young woman she meets in the ways of the vampires, Dracula can only be stopped by Wilhelmina Van Helsing (Erika Smith).

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Cast

Darian Caine
as Dracula
Erika Smith
as Wilhelmina Van Helsing
A.J. Kahn
as Philomenia
Bob MacKay
as Uncle Abraham
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Some decent jokes led by Darian Caine and an attractive Seduction Cinema B-team cast is undermined by Erika Smith in the lead role who is a truly terrible actress, even for this level of production. Beware that while Misty Mundae is listed in the credits, her single scene is stolen from Lord of the G-Strings so there is no new content of her in here.

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