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Shanghai Noon Quotes

  • Roy O'Bannon: You said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bars.


  • Wallace: I was just wingin' it!
    Roy O'Bannon: What? No! That's not how we wing it! You've lost your wingin' it privileges!


  • Chon Wang: Uno mas?


  • Roy O'Bannon: ROY! INVINCIBLE!
    Roy O'Bannon: Roy! Invincible!


  • Chon Wang: Uno mosh?
    Roy O'Bannon: NO uno mosh John.
    Roy O'Bannon: No uno mosh John.


  • Chon Wang: [shaking his hand] My name is Chon Wang.
    Roy O'Bannon: John Wayne?
    Chon Wang: Chon Wang.
    Roy O'Bannon: That's a terrible cowboy name!


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