Roy O'Bannon: You said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bars.


Wallace: I was just wingin' it!
Roy O'Bannon: What? No! That's not how we wing it! You've lost your wingin' it privileges!


Chon Wang: Uno mas?


Roy O'Bannon: ROY! INVINCIBLE!
Roy O'Bannon: Roy! Invincible!


Chon Wang: Uno mosh?
Roy O'Bannon: NO uno mosh John.
Roy O'Bannon: No uno mosh John.


Chon Wang: [shaking his hand] My name is Chon Wang.
Roy O'Bannon: John Wayne?
Chon Wang: Chon Wang.
Roy O'Bannon: That's a terrible cowboy name!