Shark Night 3D - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Shark Night 3D Reviews

Page 1 of 4
John Hanlon
Big Hollywood
June 30, 2013
An atrocious waste of time, this "Night" is one you'll quickly forget.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.0/5
Chris Gallo
Dark Horizons
September 6, 2011
Look, here's the short of it: This is pretty dumb movie. Ok it's a very dumb movie.
Top Critic
A.A. Dowd
Time Out
December 22, 2011
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Grae Drake
September 9, 2011
Unfortunately, you can't even appreciate the movie for jaw-droppingly bad performances. It's just a whole bunch of people who deserved better.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Shaun Munro
What Culture
October 2, 2011
Little more than a brain damaged, irony-free, and curiously toothless attempt to retread the success of last year's surprising summer gorefest, Piranha 3D.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Top Critic
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
September 2, 2011
Director David R. Ellis has delivered a heartless, suspense-free 100 minutes of sharks dining out on kids stuck on an island in a Louisiana lake.
| Original Score: 1/4
Graham Young
Birmingham Post
October 6, 2011
A bad taste frenzy, with cameras tied to the bellies of some beasts contained by crooks in a salt water lake.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Top Critic
Alonso Duralde
September 2, 2011
This limp teens-in-peril fright flick doesn't even deserve to swim in the same bloody waters as Piranha 3D; frankly, there were more genuine jolts in Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer.
Scott Nash
Three Movie Buffs
September 2, 2011
You know how bad you're probably thinking this movie will be? It's actually worse.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/4
Brett Michel
Boston Herald
September 9, 2011
Of the 350 different species of shark, 46 of them are swimming freely through this Louisiana lake, which I suppose makes sense, since it's made up of salt water. Uh-huh.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
Michael A. Smith
September 5, 2011
...the 3D is almost non-existent. Apparently Hollywood thought they would ass-rape the movie going public one more time before the summer ended and charge an extra three dollars! My advice is to take that money and go rent "Jaws."
Full Review | Original Score: 0/5
Tim Grierson
Screen International
September 3, 2011
Snakes On A Plane at least displayed a commitment to its magnificent ridiculousness. By comparison, Shark Night 3D just gives dumb movies a bad name.
Tom Meek
Boston Phoenix
September 7, 2011
How did a fleet of ferocious finned carnivores wind up in a lake, even one that's salt water?
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Todd Gilchrist
The Playlist
September 2, 2011
a full-fledged, bottom-of-the-ninth strikeout, a trashy, stupid, joyless, and overlong thriller
| Original Score: F
Nick Schager
Boxoffice Magazine
September 2, 2011
A thoroughly shabby attempt to piggyback on the success of last year's Piranha 3D.
| Original Score: 1/5
Bill Gibron
September 2, 2011
such a disappointment
| Original Score: 2/5
Simon Abrams
Slant Magazine
September 2, 2011
Shark Night 3D sets itself apart from Ellis's other films in its sincere attempt to humanize its heedless pretty young things.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Thomas Leupp
September 2, 2011
There's nothing to fear in these waters.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Top Critic
Adam Markovitz
Entertainment Weekly
September 2, 2011
A ho-hum series of kills and lulls so predictable that it doesn't even look like much fun for the sharks; when they open wide, they might as well be yawning.
Full Review | Original Score: D
Brian Orndorf
September 2, 2011
What's actually here is depressingly unimaginative, artificial (the shark CGI is iffy at best), and occasionally distasteful. Trust me, it's one long night.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
Page 1 of 4