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Shark Tale Quotes

  • Lenny: Curse You Sharkslayer!
    Lenny: Curse you Sharkslayer!


  • Don Lino: I'm not askin' you anymore. I'm tellin' ya! Eat it!


  • Don Lino: [Irriated] Oy vey...


  • Don Lino: Luca!


  • Lenny: [To Oscar] You need to slay a shark, and I need to disappear. Here's what we're gonna do...


  • Don Lino: [Babytalking to his piranhas] How are my little babies this morning? Ya miss me? You doin' good? Huh? Huh?


  • Lenny: "You need to slay a shark, and I need to disapear...here's what we're gonna do..."
    Lenny: You need to slay a shark, and I need to disapear...here's what we're gonna do...


  • Lenny: No one's looking.


  • Shrimp: NOOOOOOOOO!
    Lenny: Put the shrimp down!!


  • Shrimp: [When Lino is trying to make Lenny eat the other shrimp] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Shrimp: [When Lino is trying to make Lenny eat the other shrimp] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


  • Don Lino: EAT!


  • Don Lino: EAT IT!


  • Don Lino: Eat the shrimp, Lenny!


  • Don Lino: I'm not asking you anymore. I'm telling you, eat it.


  • Lenny: Pop, please!


  • Shrimp: No! Have mercy!


  • Shrimp: No eat!


  • Shrimp: No! Have mercy! No eat!


  • Don Lino: [Forcing Lenny to eat the srhimp] Eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat!


  • Don Lino: Son, eat the shrimp!
    Lenny: No!


  • Lenny: No!


  • Don Lino: Eat!
    Shrimp: No eat!


  • Don Lino: I'm not askin' you anymore! I'm tellin' ya, eat it!
    Shrimp: No! Have mercy!


  • Don Lino: Right here, in front of me now, eat this.


  • Lenny: I'm a vegetarian.


  • Lenny: Here's the thing: I'm a vegetarian.


  • Don Lino: [Taking a shrimp and putting it in Lenny's face] All right, all right. Right here, in front of me now, eat this.


  • Lenny: [Talking with his mouth full] Oscar?


  • Oscar: No, it's Pinocchio-- OF COURSE IT'S ME!


  • Oscar: Don't swallow!


  • Oscar: (Inside Lenny's mouth) Don't...swallow
    Oscar: [inside Lenny's mouth] Don't... swallow.
    Lenny: (Mouth full) Oscar?
    Lenny: [mouth full] Oscar?
    Oscar: No, it's Pinocchio, of course its me!


  • Oscar: So that's it?
    Lenny: What do you mean, that's it? You're the first fish I ever told. I'm tired of keepin' it all a secret. And my dad, he'll never accept me for who I am.


  • Lenny: [Frankie is humming the theme to Jaws] Ugh, that song gives me the creeps.


  • Oscar: You know what? I don't think this is gonna work out.
    Lola: Wait. Are you dumping me?
    Oscar: [Nods, then looks up and sees Lola's mad expression]
    Oscar: [nods, then looks up and sees Lola's mad expression]
    Lola: Let me explain something to you!


  • Lenny: [When Frankie is humming the "Jaws" theme song] That song gives me the creeps!
    Lenny: [Frankie starts humming the Jaws tune] That song gives me the creeps!
    Frankie: What do ya mean? It's our theme song?
    Frankie: What do ya mean? It's our theme song! [the Jaws tune starts to play, and the opening credits roll]


  • Lenny: Mom says it's not okay to hit!
    Lenny: Mom says it's not okay to hit! [Frankie slaps Lenny]
    Frankie: [Slaps Lenny] Mom's not here!
    Frankie: Mom's not here!


  • Lenny: It's not okay to hit!
    Lenny: Ow, it's not okay to hit.


  • Oscar: Lino, sir. Listen, it's not his fault. This is between you and me.
    Oscar: Don, Lino, sir, listen, it's not his fault - this is between you and me!
    Don Lino: What did I ever do to you? You took Frankie away and you turned Lenny into a dolphin! I'm gonna get you! [Begins chasing after Oscar]
    Don Lino: What did I ever do to YOU? You took Frankie away, and you turned Lenny into a dolphin! I'm going to get you! [he goes for Oscar]


  • Don Lino: Lenny? Is that you? You're alive? [Hugs his son] I thought I lost you!
    Don Lino: [hugging his son] Lenny? Is that you? You're alive? I thought I'd lost you.


  • Don Lino: Your sharkslayin' days are over! And there ain't nothin' you can do about it.


  • Shrimp: [After Lenny frees the shrimp] You're a good person!
    Shrimp: [after Lenny frees the shrimp] You're a good person!


  • Don Lino: I'm not askin' you anymore! I'm tellin' ya, eat it!
    Shrimp: No! Have mercy!
    Lenny: Pop, please!
    Don Lino: Eat!
    Shrimp: No eat!
    Lenny: What are ya-- no!
    Don Lino: Son, eat the shrimp!
    Lenny: No!


  • Lenny: Here I come! Ta-da!


  • Lenny: [After his cover is blown] Hi, Pop.
    Lenny: [after his cover is blown] Hi, Pop.
    Don Lino: Are you kiddin' me? Are you kiddin' me?! Are you outta your mind?! Do you have any idea how this looks?!


  • Lola: Let me explain something to you. [Proceeds to beat up Oscar]
    Lola: Let me explain something to you. [proceeds to beat up Oscar]


  • Frankie: [While Lenny is busy trying to save a little worm] Yo, Lenny!
    Frankie: [while Lenny is busy trying to save a little worm] Yo, Lenny!
    Lenny: Uh, I'm comin', Frankie!
    Frankie: Move it. Pop's waiting.


  • Worm: [Repeated line] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
    Worm: [repeated line] AAAAAAHHHH!


  • Don Lino: [Talking to Lenny in a restaurant] You see somethin', you kill it, you eat it. Period. That's what sharks do.
    Don Lino: [talking to Lenny in a restaurant] You see something, you kill it, you eat it. Period. That's what sharks do.


  • Don Lino: [To Lenny] Son, you're gonna learn how to be a shark. Whether you like it or not.
    Don Lino: [to Lenny] Son, you're gonna learn how to be a shark. Whether you like it or not.


  • Lenny: Frankie, I can do this! What if I can't do this?


  • Luca: Hey boss! Big butts! Ha ha.
    Luca: Hey, boss... big butts. Ha ha.
    Don Lino: Oy vey.


  • Don Lino: [To his pet piranhas] How are my little babies this morning? Ya miss me? You doin' good? Huh? Huh?
    Don Lino: [looking in an aquarium of piranha] How are my babies this morning? You miss me? You doing good, huh? Huh?


  • Lenny: [To Frankie] You almost gave me a heart attack!
    Lenny: [to Frankie] You almost gave me a heart attack!


  • Lenny: [To a worm on a hook] Hi. I'm Lenny. [The worm faints] Oh! Little buddy, did I scare ya? I'm sorry!
    Lenny: [to a worm on a hook] Hi. I'm Lenny. [the worm faints] Oh! Little buddy, did I scare ya? I'm sorry!


  • Don Lino: That's it! That's it! You are out!
    Sykes: What?! [Puffs up; speaks in a high-pitched voice] What do you mean I'm out?
    Sykes: What?! [puffs up; speaks in a high-pitched voice] What do you mean I'm out?
    Don Lino: You're fired! [Hits Sykes, sending him flying across the air]
    Don Lino: You're fired! [hits Sykes, sending him flying across the air]


  • Sykes: Look, all I'm sayin' is the kid ain't exactly a killer.
    Sykes: [about Lenny] Look, all I'm saying is the kid ain't exactly no killer!
    Don Lino: My Lenny IS a killer! Ya hear me?! A cold-blooded killer! Look at him!
    Don Lino: My Lenny is a killer, you hear me? A cold-blooded killer! Look at him! [Lenny wiggles around on a bar stool]


  • Oscar: Remember his name: OSCAR THE SHARKSLAYER!
    Oscar: Remember this name: Oscar the Sharkslayer!


  • Sykes: I'm his manager! Sykes! With a Y!


  • Shortie #1: [In a flashback sequence] Ha ha! [In a sing-song voice while pointing] Oscar's dad's a tongue scrubber!
    Shortie #1: [in a flashback sequence] Ha ha! [in a sing-song voice while pointing] Oscar's dad's a tongue scrubber!


  • Lola: What are you afraid of? I don't bite... much.


  • Lenny: [When Lino is forcing him to eat a shrimp] PUT THE SHRIMP DOWN!
    Lenny: [when Lino is forcing him to eat a shrimp] PUT THE SHRIMP DOWN!


  • Don Lino: I'm the don. The boss. Of the Great White Sharks.
    Don Lino: I'm the Don, the boss of the Great White Sharks!


  • Luca: [To Lino] Hey, boss, it's Lenny! He was wearin' a disguise, so we couldn't recognize him! But now he's not wearing a disguise, so we DO recognize him!
    Luca: [to Lino] Hey, boss, it's Lenny! He was wearin' a disguise, so we couldn't recognize him! But now he's not wearing a disguise, so we DO recognize him!


  • Lola: You know, Sharkslayer, there's only one thing I like better than money: Revenge!
    Lola: The only thing I like more than money is... revenge.


  • Luca: It's Luca the Octo-- I mean, forget about it.
    Luca: It's Luca the Octo... I mean, forget about it.


  • Frankie: Lenny had an accident. He was born!
    Lenny: [Sarcastic laugh] You're a comic genius.
    Lenny: [sarcastic laugh] You're a comic genius.


  • Lenny: Here I come! Ta-da! Sebastian the Whale Washin' Dolphin!
    Lenny: Here I come! Ta-da! Sebastian, the Whale Washin' Dolphin!


  • Lenny: I'm a vegetarian.


  • Don Lino: Hey! I bring you in here, look you in the eye, tell ya what's what! And what?
    Sykes: What?
    Don Lino: "What" what?
    Don Lino: 'What' what?
    Sykes: "'What' what" nothin'! You said what first!
    Sykes: 'What' 'what' nothin'! You said what first!
    Don Lino: I didn't say what first! I asked you what!
    Sykes: No, you said "And then what?" and I said "What?"
    Sykes: No, you said 'And then what?' and I said 'What?'
    Don Lino: No, I said what what like "What" what!
    Don Lino: No, I said what what like 'What' what!
    Sykes: [Pause] You said what first.
    Don Lino: Now you're makin' fun of me?!
    Don Lino: Now you're makin' fun of me?
    Sykes: No no no no no! You misunderstood!


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