Sharknado 5: Global Swarming Reviews

April 12, 2018
[Ziering] may be wise-cracking his way through this stuff with a self-aware smirk, but look deep into his eyes and you'll see something else staring back this movie can only dream about: blind terror.
January 23, 2018
Yet another horrible sequel in tired, violent sci-fi series.
August 8, 2017
Even a satire needs some sort of connective tissue, but there's no real narrative spine here, just soft cartilage.
August 8, 2017
Nothing about Sharknado 5 is worth recommending even if you consider it to be an American summertime tradition, as so many people do.
August 8, 2017
Somehow, Sharknado 5: Global Swarming pulls the franchise back from the brink and returns it to what it's supposed to be: fun to watch.
August 8, 2017
The basic premise has remained resolutely the same: scenes of C-grade actors getting chomped to bits by D-grade CGI sharks mixed together with enough jokey references to other, generally better movies to allow film buffs to distract themselves.
August 8, 2017
I'll say this much about sometimes-monotonous Sharknado 5: Global Swarming: it was a slight improvement on last year's completely monotonous The 4th Awakens.
August 8, 2017
Simply put, this series has run its course and is currently beating a dead shark.
August 8, 2017
Sharknado is all about tweets and, as far as social media attention goes, fear of missing out. That turns the TV movie into a rare social media supernova that burns brightly for brief moment before the inevitable darkness of viewing regret sets in.
August 6, 2017
Franchise Fred approves Sharknado 5: Global Swarming. Theatrical movies should have this much fun, and take the absurd this seriously.