Sharknado 5: Global Swarming Reviews

August 8, 2017
Even a satire needs some sort of connective tissue, but there's no real narrative spine here, just soft cartilage.
August 8, 2017
Nothing about Sharknado 5 is worth recommending even if you consider it to be an American summertime tradition, as so many people do.
August 8, 2017
Somehow, Sharknado 5: Global Swarming pulls the franchise back from the brink and returns it to what it's supposed to be: fun to watch.
August 8, 2017
The basic premise has remained resolutely the same: scenes of C-grade actors getting chomped to bits by D-grade CGI sharks mixed together with enough jokey references to other, generally better movies to allow film buffs to distract themselves.