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Shower of Blood Reviews

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July 28, 2012
Wow. That?s it. Wow. This shot on video vampire epic had more gratuitous nudity than this humble reviewer has seen in many a moon. In a nutshell, 5 teenagers (all played by thirty and forty-something non-actors) are driving to a concert. They decide to spend the night at the home of one of the girl?s uncle. Unbeknownst to the group is the fact that Uncle Marty (Martin Shannon) is an ages old vampire, who happens to be the horniest man on the face of the planet. Before we?re even 10 minutes into the film, we have already had full frontal nudity, more penis jokes than you can shake a stick at, a vomiting stripper and the debut of the completely over the top Uncle Marty. It just gets better. Characters start to die and come back (it really doesn?t matter in what order) and EVERYONE gets naked. The cast is comprised of a Penthouse model (Robin Brown), a tight real-life fitness instructor (Lia Montelongo) and a Troma Tromette, a girl that was in an ad in the back of Playboy and a few other local strippers. Shower of Blood is definitely cheaper than a nudie bar and there is no drink minimum. The story is generic kids in a vampire?s house sort of routine, the acting is atrocious and there is a hilarious (unintentionally) sequence of computer generated effects straight out of Super Mario Brothers. On the plus side, there are tons and tons of silicone enhanced breasts, some inventive death scenes, more breasts, great vampire transformations, more breasts and then it is over. The directorial debut of Tiffany Kilbourne is must-see exploitation! DVD transfer is superb (and it should be, considering the movie was shot on Betacam) and features a behind the scenes (more breasts) and a still gallery (of breasts and blood). All you mammophiles out there, get in line to rent Shower of Blood. You won?t be disappointed.
ScoopOnline
Super Reviewer
December 12, 2009
Another Vampire Movie, with some tiny bit of difference but everything stays same. The biting, the blood etc.. Not bad
February 9, 2009
Was unfortunate enough to catch this on late night telly. Long live Uncle Marty!
LittleMissBloodAndGuts
Super Reviewer
January 1, 2009
When I see the words "high school" or "college" and "students" in the first three sentences of the DVD jacket description of a horror movie, I want to hug the publicists for extending me an UTTER CRAP WARNING!
October 24, 2008
Horror-Porn shouldn't even be on Flixster.
½ September 6, 2008
Worse vampire movie i have ever watched,total crap.
July 25, 2008
Wow. That?s it. Wow. This shot on video vampire epic had more gratuitous nudity than this humble reviewer has seen in many a moon. In a nutshell, 5 teenagers (all played by thirty and forty-something non-actors) are driving to a concert. They decide to spend the night at the home of one of the girl?s uncle. Unbeknownst to the group is the fact that Uncle Marty (Martin Shannon) is an ages old vampire, who happens to be the horniest man on the face of the planet. Before we?re even 10 minutes into the film, we have already had full frontal nudity, more penis jokes than you can shake a stick at, a vomiting stripper and the debut of the completely over the top Uncle Marty. It just gets better. Characters start to die and come back (it really doesn?t matter in what order) and EVERYONE gets naked. The cast is comprised of a Penthouse model (Robin Brown), a tight real-life fitness instructor (Lia Montelongo) and a Troma Tromette, a girl that was in an ad in the back of Playboy and a few other local strippers. Shower of Blood is definitely cheaper than a nudie bar and there is no drink minimum. The story is generic kids in a vampire?s house sort of routine, the acting is atrocious and there is a hilarious (unintentionally) sequence of computer generated effects straight out of Super Mario Brothers. On the plus side, there are tons and tons of silicone enhanced breasts, some inventive death scenes, more breasts, great vampire transformations, more breasts and then it is over. The directorial debut of Tiffany Kilbourne is must-see exploitation! DVD transfer is superb (and it should be, considering the movie was shot on Betacam) and features a behind the scenes (more breasts) and a still gallery (of breasts and blood). All you mammophiles out there, get in line to rent Shower of Blood. You won?t be disappointed.
Super Reviewer
May 15, 2008
Over the top comedy horror, not sure if it was supposed to be. Very low budget with lots of girls in showers, obviously!
½ April 14, 2008
So I knew this film was going to be a Low budget horrorfest. But what a pile of crap. The only thing the film had going for it were the three women in it that bared all. Then for some reason the director felt the need to add farting and belching fx to the nude scenes? WTF?
½ March 16, 2008
must see! Lia Montelongo nude!
½ September 30, 2007
If you wanted to get schnockered, watch this and play a drinking game for everytime someone says asshole. If you aren't dead of liver failure after 7 minutes, you just may be immortal. But what a waste of 90 mins this crap is. Avoid like a scorching case of herpes.
September 11, 2007
Ha you gotta see this!! Not because it's good because it's not it's Shite!!! But the villan at the end kills people to the tune of roll out the barrel!!! Genius!!!
July 7, 2007
this movie is ok lots of sexy girls topless lol
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