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  • Donkey: oh this is another one of does onion things isn't
    Shrek/Blind Mouse: no this is one of does drop it and leave it alone things


  • Shrek/Blind Mouse: This is the part where you run away!


  • Donkey: Hey, come back there. I'm not through with you yet.
    Shrek: Well, I'm through with you.
    Donkey: Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always, "Me, me, me!" Wll, guess that! Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You're mean to me. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.
    Shrek: Oh yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?
    Donkey: Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other!
    Shrek: Oh yeah, you're right, Donkey. I forgive you... For stabbing me in the back!


  • Donkey: Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible!
    Shrek: Are you talking to... me?
    Shrek: Are you talking to me?
    Donkey: Yes, I was talking to you. Can I tell you was great back there? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods. That's really made me feel good to see that.
    Shrek: Oh, that's great. Really.
    Donkey: Man, it's good to be free.
    Shrek: Now, why don't you go to celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?
    Donkey: But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not going out there by myself.


  • Shrek: If that was me, you'd be dead.


  • Shrek: sometimes, things are more than they appear.
    Shrek: You know Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear.


  • Donkey: I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.


  • Shrek: This is the part where you run away.


  • Princess Fiona: Bachelorette number two is Snow White. She may live with seven men but she ain't easy.


  • Donkey: In the morning, I'm making waffles


  • Shrek: (looks at Farquaad's very large castle) Gee, you think he's compensating for something?
    Shrek: [looks at Farquaad's very large castle] Gee, you think he's compensating for something?


  • Princess Fiona: theres an arrow inyour butt
    Princess Fiona: There's an arrow in your butt.


  • Donkey: I bet you have never seen a donkey fly!


  • Donkey: I'll stick with you!


  • Shrek: Are you Princess Fiona?


  • Shrek: Noooooooooooo!


  • Donkey: SHREK! SHREK!


  • Donkey: Shrek!


  • Donkey: [To Dragon] What's the matter? You got somethin' in your eye?


  • Donkey: DRAGON!


  • Donkey: She called me a noble steed.


  • Donkey: You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?


  • Lord Farquaad: Mwahahahahahaha!


  • Donkey: [When Shrek tells him he likes his privacy] You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence, you know!


  • Donkey: [Hums 'On the Road Again']


  • Donkey: Oh! Oh pick me! Pick me! Me! Me! Meeee!


  • Donkey: Pick me!


  • Donkey: Please!


  • Donkey: Can I stay with you?
    Shrek: [Shocked and confused] What?!
    Donkey: Can I stay with you? Please.
    Shrek: [Obviously faking] Of course!
    Donkey: Really?
    Shrek: No.


  • Donkey: Can I stay with you?


  • Shrek: I like my privacy.


  • Donkey: Wow! Let's do it again!


  • Donkey: You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?
    Shrek: I like my privacy.
    Donkey: Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence... Can I stay with you?
    Shrek: What?
    Donkey: Can I stay with you? Please?
    Shrek: Of course!
    Donkey: Really?
    Princess Fiona: NO!


  • Princess Fiona: [Repeated line] Hi-ya!


  • Shrek: This is the part where you run away.


  • Donkey: Oh, wow! That was REALLY scary!


  • Shrek: [Repeated line] ROAR!


  • Donkey: I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.


  • Shrek: *looks up at farquaads castle* 'you think hes compensating for something?'
    Shrek: [looks up at Farquaads castle] You think he's compensating for something?


  • Princess Fiona: Where are you going?!
    Shrek: I have to save me ass!
    Shrek: [going to save Donkey] Well, I have to save my ass.


  • Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
    Donkey: They stink?
    Shrek: Yes... no.
    Donkey: They make you cry?
    Shrek: No.
    Donkey: If you leave them out in the sun, they turn brown and start sprouting little white hairs?
    Shrek: No! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers.


  • Donkey: wowwww! lets do that again!
    Donkey: Wow! Lets do that again!
    Shrek: no no no no [whispers] no
    Shrek: No no no no no!


  • Princess Fiona: Well-- When one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a-- There's an arrow in your butt!


  • Princess Fiona: Good morning. Um-- how do you like your eggs?


  • Shrek: Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.


  • Shrek: Donkey, two things, okay? Shut..up


  • Shrek: Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?
    Donkey: Uh-- Really tall?


  • Donkey: You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.


  • Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!


  • Donkey: And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!


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