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Shrek 2 Quotes

  • Queen Lillian: Harold!
    Princess Fiona: Shrek!
    Shrek: Fiona!
    King Harold: Fiona!
    Princess Fiona: Mom!
    Donkey: Donkey!


  • Pinocchio/Three Pigs: Yep, he croaked.
    Gingerbread Man/Cedric/Announcer/Muffin Man/Mongo: Yep, he croaked.


  • Puss In Boots: Today, I repay my debt.


  • Puss In Boots: Hmm, you're still an ass to me.
    Puss In Boots: Hmm, you still look like an ass to me.


  • Fairy Godmother: I told you before, ogres don't live happily ever after!


  • Fairy Godmother: Harold! You were meant to give her the potion!
    Fairy Godmother: Harold! You were supposed to give her the potion!
    King Harold: Well, I think I gave her the wrong tea!
    King Harold: Well, I must have given her the wrong tea!


  • Shrek: A cute button nose? Thick wavy locks? Taught round buttocks?


  • Shrek: Oh yes, I live in a 'enchanted' forest with cute little animals.
    Shrek: Oh yes, it's in an enchanted forest, abundant in squirrels, and cute little duckys and...
    Donkey: You mean the swamp!
    Donkey: I know you ain't talkin about the swamp!!!


  • receptionist: Enough, Reggie!


  • Donkey: uh why dont you guys go ahead and ill park the car
    Donkey: Uh why dont you guys go ahead and I'll park the car.


  • Gingerbread Man/Cedric/Announcer/Muffin Man/ Mongo: are we there yet
    Gingerbread Man/Cedric/Announcer/Muffin Man/ Mongo: Are we there yet?


  • Donkey: i'm a stallion baby
    Donkey: I'm a stallion baby.


  • King Harold: He's ogre.


  • Prince Charming: What happened here?


  • Prince Charming: Where is he, Mom?


  • Prince Charming: What?!


  • Fairy Godmother: The ogre! That's what!


  • Pinocchio/Three Pigs: Pigs in a blanket!


  • Shrek: Now!


  • Shrek: Come on!


  • Shrek: No!


  • Princess Fiona: Hi-ya!


  • Fairy Godmother: Yes!


  • King Harold: No, really. I'm fine.


  • Puss In Boots: For you, baby, I could be.


  • Puss In Boots: That's not mine.


  • Captain of the Guards: Yep. That's catnip.


  • Princess Fiona: Shrek?


  • Donkey: Police brutality!


  • Donkey: Police Brutality! Police Brutality!


  • Puss In Boots: I hate Mondays.


  • Puss In Boots: [to Shrek] I too was concocting this very same plan, already our minds are becoming one!


  • Princess Fiona: Shrek?
    Puss In Boots: For you, baby, I could be.


  • Captain of the Guards: Yep, that's catnip...
    Captain of the Guards: Yep, that's catnip.
    Puss In Boots: Um... that's... not mine...
    Puss In Boots: Um... that's... not mine.


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