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Shrek the Third Quotes

  • Prince Charming: You. You can't lie, so tell me puppet, where is Shrek?
    Pinocchio: Uh, hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
    Prince Charming: You're telling me, you don't know where Shrek is?
    Pinocchio: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
    Prince Charming: So, you do know where he is?
    Pinocchio: On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was that'd mean I really have to know where he wasn't.

  • Prince Charming: He's bringing back the next heir?

  • Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?

  • Prince Charming: [Facepalms himself]

  • Prince Charming: Stop it!

  • Prince Charming: So you DO know where he is?

  • Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?

  • Prince Charming: Where is Shrek?

  • Prince Charming: You! [Turns Pinocchio's head around] You can't lie. So tell me, puppet. Where is Shrek?

  • Prince Charming: I am the rightful king of Far Far Away!

  • Prince Charming: [Crying]

  • Puss in Boots: Some people just don't understand boundaries.

  • Shrek: Donkey! Out you go!

  • Donkey: [Opening the covers and seeing Shrek naked] Aaah! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!

  • Cyclops: Do a number on his face!

  • Captain Hook: We're not your friends.

  • Shrek: Donkey!

  • Donkey: [Playing peekaboo with one of the ogre babies] Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!

  • Prince Charming: Mwahahahahahaha!

  • Prince Charming: And you, Frumpypigskin...
    Rumplestiltskin: Rumpelstiltskin.

  • Rumplestiltskin: [Correcting Charming] Rumpelstiltskin.

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