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Shrek Forever After Quotes

  • Puss in Boots: Fiona, the sunrise. You're still an ogre.
    Princess Fiona: True love's form.
    Rumpelstiltskin: Impossible!
    Princess Fiona: The kiss worked.

  • Shrek: I didn't know what I had until I lost it.

  • Pinocchio: Ah sir, your gonna have to pay for that!
    Rumpelstiltskin: Ah, maybe we could make a deal for that little boy?
    Pinocchio: Oh, I'm not a real boy.
    Rumpelstiltskin: Do ya wanna be?!
    Pinocchio: [Kicks Rumpelstiltskin out of the store] No one needs your deals anymore 'Rumplestinkypaints'!

  • Shrek: do you know what the best part of today was i got the chance to fall in love with you all over again
    Shrek: Do you know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again.

  • Shrek: So, what happens now?

  • Rumpelstiltskin: Have a nice day!

  • Rumpelstiltskin: [Laughs evilly]

  • Shrek: After mimes, magicians are my favorite people.

  • Donkey: I do?

  • Rumpelstiltskin: BABA!

  • Shrek: You saw what happened. She's going to think I'm crazy.

  • Donkey: I'm a daddy?

  • Donkey: [to Shrek] Why don't you just tell her what you told me? You know, about how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe.
    Shrek: Oh, and while I'm at it, why don't I tell her that you're married to a fire breathing dragon and you have little mutant donkey dragon babies?
    Donkey: I do?
    Shrek: You saw what happened. She's going to think I'm crazy.
    Donkey: I'm a daddy?

  • Donkey: [At Puss] Man, you are a cat-astrophe.
    Donkey: [at Puss] Man, you are a cat-astrophe.
    Donkey: [at Puss] Man, you are a cat-tastrophe.
    Puss in Boots: And you, you're ri-donkey-lus!
    Puss in Boots: And you, are ri-donk-ulous.

  • Rumpelstiltskin: It's me, Rumpelstiltskin. [Does a curtsey]
    Rumpelstiltskin: It's me, Rumpelstiltskin. [does a curtsey]

  • Donkey: [To Shrek] I've never seen you before in my life!
    Donkey: [to Shrek] I've never seen you before in my life!

  • Shrek: Great. After mimes, magicians are my favorite people.
    Shrek: Oh great, after mimes, magicians are my favorite people.

  • Donkey: I'm being assnapped!
    Donkey: I'm being ass-napped!

  • Butter Pants: Do the roar.

  • Puss in Boots: Feed me, if you dare.

  • Shrek: Fiona, I know everything about you, I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode. I know that when you sign your name, you put a heart over the i. I know that when you see a shooting star you cross your fingers on both hands, squinch up your nose, and you make a wish, I know that you don't like the covers wrapped around your feet, and I know that you sleep by candlelight because every time you close your eyes, you're afraid you're going to wake up back in that tower, But most importantly Fiona, I know that the reason that you turn human every day is because you've never been kissed, well, by me.

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