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  • Miles Raymond: Quaffable but far from transcending.


  • Stephanie: Miles: I´m a thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper. I´m a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage. Jack: See? rigth there... that's beautiful. A smudge of excrement...I could never write that. M: Neither could I actually, I think it's Bukowsi.
    Jack Lapate: See? rigth there... that's beautiful. A smudge of excrement... I could never write that.


  • Jack Lapate: Youre a bad, bad, girl Stephanie......
    Jack Lapate: Youre a bad, bad, girl Stephanie.
    Stephanie: I know and I need to be spanked
    Stephanie: I know and I need to be spanked.


  • Miles Raymond: It tastes like the back of a fucking L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bullshit. Fuckin' Raid.
    Jack Lapate: Tastes pretty good to me.


  • Jack Lapate: Listen, man. Cammi gets off in an hour, so I was thinking I'd just hang around and have a drink, and make sure she gets home safe.


  • Jack Lapate: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
    Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!


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