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  • Tiffany: I used to think you were the best thing that happened, but now I think you might maybe be the worst thing.


  • Pat: You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, you have a shot at a silver lining.


  • Pat: The world's hard enough as it is. It's hard enough as it is. Can't somebody just be positive?


  • Tiffany: You're not a standup guy today, Pat!


  • Tiffany: Can we get through one fucking conversation without you reminding me that my goddamn husband's dead?


  • Pat: Let me tell you, I know you don't want to listen to your father, I didn't listen to mine, and I am telling you you gotta pay attention this time. When life reaches out at a moment like this it's a sin if you don't reach back, I'm telling you its a sin if you don't reach back! It'll haunt you the rest of your days like a curse. You're facing a big challenge in your life right now at this very moment, right here. That girl loves you she really really loves you. I don't know if Nicki ever did, but she sure as shit doesn't right now. So don't fuck this up.


  • Pat: The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed. I can't begin to explain that. Or the craziness inside myself and everyone else. But guess what? Sunday's my favorite day again. I think of what everyone did for me, and I feel like a very lucky guy.


  • Tiffany: I was a slut. There will always be a part of me that is dirty and sloppy, but I like that, just like all the other parts of myself. I can forgive. Can you say the same for yourself, fucker? Can you forgive? Are you capable of that?


  • Pat Solitano: The only way you can beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself. Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I'm sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.


  • Pat: Mom, can we stop at the library? I want to read Nikki's entire high school syllabus.


  • Tiffany: It can still be a date if you order raisin bran.


  • Pat Sr.: You gotta pay attention to the signs. When life reaches out a moment like this, it's a sin if you don't reach back. It'll haunt you for the rest of your days like a curse.


  • Pat Sr.: You love her even before you realized it
    Pat Sr.: You love her even before you realized it.


  • Tiffany: You told your therapist that you were in a superior mental illness category, didn't you?


  • Tiffany: "You say more inappropriate things than you say appropriate things. You scare people."
    Tiffany: You say more inappropriate things than you say appropriate things. You scare people.


  • Pat: The only way you can beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself. Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I'm sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.


  • Pat: Nikki always said " Ronnie's wife keeps his social calendar where she keeps his balls: in her purse."
    Pat: Nikki always said, " Ronnie's wife keeps his social calendar where she keeps his balls: in her purse."
    Ronnie: That's not true.
    Veronica: Ronnie? What are you doing?
    Ronnie: Ok, it's a little true.


  • Pat: Hey Jake! This is Cliff. This is my doctor Cliff.
    Jake: Look, two things. We gotta watch that bubble screen for fucking Manning in the backfield, and we gotta make sure we knock the receivers on their ass off the line of scrimmage.
    Dr. Cliff Patel: You can say that again. Those cocksuckers!


  • Officer Keogh: Do yourself a favor: respect a restraining order, ok?


  • Ronnie: Alright, if you want to talk to her, go ahead. I don't want to talk to her.
    Pat: Why not?
    Ronnie: Because she brings me down, man!


  • Jake: Did you get the jersey?
    Pat: I got the jersey.
    Ronnie: Beautiful jersey. Love that jersey!
    Pat: Veronica didn't like it.
    Ronnie: Veronica hates that jersey.


  • Tiffany: Would you just leave me alone!
    Pat: I have one more letter for you to read.
    Tiffany: What the fuck is wrong with you! Give it to her yourself!
    Pat: If you just read it I promise you won't ever have to see me again.
    Tiffany: This is so fucked up.
    Pat: Yeah, just read it.


  • Ronnie: I go into the garage. Metallica. Megadeath. Yeeaaahhh!
    Pat: That's fucked up.
    Ronnie: Hurt my hand, start breaking shit.


  • Tiffany: What! The! Fuck! You're killing me!


  • Pat: She is my friend with an F.
    Danny: Yeah, capital F.
    Pat: For friend.


  • Pat Sr.: The only way to beat my crazy was by doing something even crazier. Thank you. I love you. I knew it from the moment I saw you. I’m sorry it took me so long to catch up
    Pat Sr.: The only way to beat my crazy was by doing something even crazier. Thank you. I love you. I knew it from the moment I saw you. I'm sorry it took me so long to catch up.


  • Tiffany: I'm just a Crazy slut with a dead husband! HAHAHAHAHA
    Tiffany: I'm just a crazy slut with a dead husband!


  • Pat: Just trying to be romantic.


  • Danny: C'mon Pat, black it up!


  • Tiffany: Humanity is just nasty and there's no silver lining.


  • Older Waitress: Slow down, Raisin Bran.


  • Pat Solitano: I ordered raisin bran because I don't want it to look like a date.
    Tiffany: It can still be a date if you order raisin bran.


  • Tiffany: I told my story and you judged me?


  • Dr. Cliff Patel: DeSean Jackson is the man.


  • Pat: I´m sorry it took so long for me to catch up, I just got stuck.


  • Pat: I´m sorry it took so long for me to catch up, I just got stuck.


  • Tiffany: You are afraid to be alive. You're afraid to live. You're a conformist. You're a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me. You're an asshole. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!
    Tiffany: You are afraid to be alive. You're afraid to live. You're a conformist. You're a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me. You're an asshole. You're an asshole!


  • Pat: You look nice.
    Tiffany: Thank you.
    Pat: Oh, I'm not flirting with you.
    Tiffany: Oh, I didn't think you were.
    Pat: I just see that you made an effort, and I'm gonna be better with my wife. I'm working on that. I wanna acknowledge her beauty. I never used to do that. I do now. Just practicing. How'd Tommy die?


  • Tiffany: I was a slut. There will always be a part of me that is dirty and sloppy, but I like that, just like all the other parts of myself. I can forgive. Can you say the same for yourself, fucker? Can you forgive? Are you capable of that?


  • Pat: The only way to beat my crazy was by doing something even crazier. Thank you. I love you. I knew it from the moment I saw you. I'm sorry it took me so long to catch up.


  • Tiffany: You love me?
    Pat: Yeah.
    Tiffany: Okay.


  • Pat Sr.: Why are you wearing a garbage bag?
    Pat Solitano: To sweat.


  • Tiffany: You know what? Forget I offered to help you. Forget the entire fucking idea. Because that must have been fucking crazy, because I'm so much crazier than you! I'M JUST THE CRAZY SLUT WITH A DEAD HUSBAND! (laughing maniacally)
    Tiffany: You know what? Forget I offered to help you. Forget the entire fucking idea. Because that must have been fucking crazy, because I'm so much crazier than you! I'm just the crazy slut with a dead husband!


  • Pat: Thank you, I Love you. I knew it in the minute I met you. I'm sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.


  • Pat: If you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining
    Pat: If you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining.


  • Tiffany: You are afraid to be alive, you are afraid to live. You’re a hypocrite, you’re a conformist. You’re a liar! I opened up to you an you judged me. You’re an asshole!
    Tiffany: You are afraid to be alive, you are afraid to live. You're a hypocrite, you're a conformist. You're a liar! I opened up to you an you judged me. You're an asshole!


  • Pat: The only way to beat my crazy was by doing something even crazier.


  • Pat Sr.: I'm going to come over and break that camera over your head, and come back and interview you about what it's like to have that camera broken over your head.


  • Pat Solitano: You have poor social skill you have a problem.
    Pat Solitano: You have poor social skills. You have a problem.


  • Tiffany: "There's always gonna be a part of me that's slutty and dirty but I like that with all the other parts of myself."
    Tiffany: There's always gonna be a part of me that's slutty and dirty but I like that with all the other parts of myself.


  • Pat: The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday, thats guaranteed, and I can't begin to explain that, or the craziness inside myself and everybody else but guess what? Sunday is my favorite day again. I think of everything everyone did for me and I feel like a very lucky guy.


  • Tiffany: He's harassing me! He's harassing me!


  • Dance Competition Announcer: Why are they so excited about a five?


  • Pat Sr.: Are you taking the right dose?
    Pat: Of course I am dad if I wasn't then I'd be on the floor.


  • Tiffany: Calm down crazy!


  • Dr. Cliff Patel: ...True love is about letting her go and seeing if she returns....
    Dr. Cliff Patel: True love is about letting her go and seeing if she returns...


  • Danny: Black it up!


  • Tiffany: I opened up to you, and you judged me.


  • Tiffany: Hey!
    Pat: What the fuck!


  • Pat Sr.: Are you taking the right dosage?


  • Randy: Look at the dancers! You might as well give me the money anyway!


  • Pat Sr.: What is this, Dancing With The Stars?


  • Pat: Well Tommy's dead, he's not going to fucking do it.


  • Tiffany: We have to tell him Nikki's going to be there.


  • Tiffany: It can still be a date even if you order Raisin Bran.


  • Dance Competition Announcer: Why are they so excited about a 5?


  • Tiffany: Are you going to walk me home?
    Pat: Are you looking at me?


  • Veronica: It's a fireplace!
    Tiffany: In the middle of the wall?


  • Pat: Cops have cards now?


  • Pat Sr.: Let me tell ya. You gotta pay attention to signs. When life reaches out with a moment like this it's a sin if you don't reach back... I'm telling you.


  • Pat Sr.: Everybody?
    Pat: Everybody?
    Tiffany: I was very depressed after Tommy died.
    Pat Sr.: You don't have to talk about it.
    Pat: You don't have to talk about it.
    Tiffany: Thanks.
    Pat Sr.: How many were there?
    Pat: How many were there?


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