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Simon Sez (1999)

Simon Sez (1999)

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Former basketball star Dennis Rodman stars in this action-and-espionage thriller as Simon, an Interpol agent called into action when the daughter of a close friend is abducted. In order to track down the kidnappers, Simon seeks the assistance of a pair of monks (John Pinette and Ricky Harris) who are experts in computer sleuthing. Simon Sez was Rodman's first solo starring vehicle, following his dramatic debut alongside Jean-Claude Van Damme in Double Team.

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Cast

Xin Xin Xiong
as Bodyguard
Igor De Savitch
as Colonel Telore
Clayton Day
as William Fence
Pierre Madengar
as Ethiopian Street Vendor
Dario Andres
as Hooligan No. 1
Jean-Elie Pucci
as Hooligan No. 2
Jamal Belhadj
as Hooligan No. 3
Frederic Garcia
as Hooligan No. 4
Claude Yurca
as Hooligan No. 5
Mikael Meloul
as Hooligan No. 6
Bernard Deloche
as Henchman No. 1
Sonny Stark
as Henchman No. 2
Versace Fortune
as Henchman No. 3
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Critic Reviews for Simon Sez

All Critics (19) | Top Critics (7)

This cockamamy action flick is excruciatingly formulaic -- brimming with spy movie cliches but devoid of the genre's fun, upper-class pretensions.

August 3, 2009 | Rating: D- | Full Review…

Dennis Rodman may be a great rebounder, but as a pop-culture icon, he's a one-trick pony.

August 3, 2009 | Full Review…
Top Critic

A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.

June 17, 2008
Top Critic

Neither the Rivera scenery nor the martial arts of Xiong Xin Xin, much less the automotive stunts attributable to Remy Julienne, can lift Simon Sez beyond the very ordinary.

May 20, 2003 | Rating: 1.5/5 | Full Review…

Movies and Rodman would seem to be made for each other, but the pictures will have to start getting better than this one.

February 14, 2001 | Rating: 1.5/5 | Full Review…

This on-the-cheap action thriller appears to exist purely as a showcase for the limited talents of self-created caricature Dennis Rodman, who in turn clearly needs to exploit himself while the exploiting is good.

August 3, 2009 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Simon Sez

Sweet Jesus God Almighty, what have we here! Who in their right mind would even come close to imagining such an awful movie? What did the people involved with this film think they were doing? Were they even thinking at all? Were their careers in such bad shape that they needed for this movie to be made? And even then, don't they have any decency or moral fiber to speak of? God help them all!

Stephen Earnest
Stephen Earnest

Super Reviewer

Sweet Jesus God Almighty, what have we here! Who in their right mind would even come close to imagining such an awful movie? What did the people involved with this film think they were doing? Were they even thinking at all? Were their careers in such bad shape that they needed for this movie to be made? And even then, don't they have any decency or moral fiber to speak of? God help them all!

Stephen Earnest
Stephen Earnest

Super Reviewer

Total indefensible trash. Great stuff.

Steve K
Steve K

Super Reviewer

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