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Mission: Impossible - Fallout
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This cockamamy action flick is excruciatingly formulaic -- brimming with spy movie cliches but devoid of the genre's fun, upper-class pretensions.
Dennis Rodman may be a great rebounder, but as a pop-culture icon, he's a one-trick pony.
A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.
Neither the Rivera scenery nor the martial arts of Xiong Xin Xin, much less the automotive stunts attributable to Remy Julienne, can lift Simon Sez beyond the very ordinary.
Movies and Rodman would seem to be made for each other, but the pictures will have to start getting better than this one.
This on-the-cheap action thriller appears to exist purely as a showcase for the limited talents of self-created caricature Dennis Rodman, who in turn clearly needs to exploit himself while the exploiting is good.
It's as painful to watch as Rodman's star-posturing interviews.
If you must watch it -- and I shudder to imagine the circumstances under which one must -- watch it in a light mood, perhaps under the influence of something.
The film's feeble attempts at humor are tedious; like the character of Nick, the film quickly goes from being funny to silly to annoying.
With such sheer ineptitude onscreen it's amazing that this hack job didn't go straight to video.
Mal actuada, mal editada, mal musicalizada y peor dirigida
If you're a big Dennis Rodman fan, watch him playing basketball. If you're not, then you have zero reason to take in this movie.
Sweet Jesus God Almighty, what have we here! Who in their right mind would even come close to imagining such an awful movie? What did the people involved with this film think they were doing? Were they even thinking at all? Were their careers in such bad shape that they needed for this movie to be made? And even then, don't they have any decency or moral fiber to speak of? God help them all!
Total indefensible trash. Great stuff.
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