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Simon Sez Reviews

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Entertainment Weekly
August 3, 2009
This cockamamy action flick is excruciatingly formulaic -- brimming with spy movie cliches but devoid of the genre's fun, upper-class pretensions.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
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Nathan Rabin
AV Club
August 3, 2009
Dennis Rodman may be a great rebounder, but as a pop-culture icon, he's a one-trick pony.
August 3, 2009
This on-the-cheap action thriller appears to exist purely as a showcase for the limited talents of self-created caricature Dennis Rodman, who in turn clearly needs to exploit himself while the exploiting is good.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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Joe Leydon
Variety
June 17, 2008
A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.
Chris Gore
Film Threat
December 6, 2005
It's as painful to watch as Rodman's star-posturing interviews.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com
November 29, 2003
If you must watch it -- and I shudder to imagine the circumstances under which one must -- watch it in a light mood, perhaps under the influence of something.
Full Review | Original Score: D
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Lawrence Van Gelder
New York Times
May 20, 2003
Neither the Rivera scenery nor the martial arts of Xiong Xin Xin, much less the automotive stunts attributable to Remy Julienne, can lift Simon Sez beyond the very ordinary.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Dwayne E. Leslie
Boxoffice Magazine
June 5, 2002
The film's feeble attempts at humor are tedious; like the character of Nick, the film quickly goes from being funny to silly to annoying.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
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Kevin Thomas
Los Angeles Times
February 14, 2001
Movies and Rodman would seem to be made for each other, but the pictures will have to start getting better than this one.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Evan Gatehouse
Apollo Guide
January 1, 2000
If you're a big Dennis Rodman fan, watch him playing basketball. If you're not, then you have zero reason to take in this movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 33/100
Greg Muskewitz
eFilmCritic.com
January 1, 2000
One of the most awful movies (if you could even call it a movie) this year.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Russell Smith
Austin Chronicle
January 1, 2000
Me, I'll stick to appreciating Worm Rodman in his true and natural element: the 96-foot hardwood floor.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5
January 1, 2000
Mal actuada, mal editada, mal musicalizada y peor dirigida
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
Michael Dequina
TheMovieReport.com
January 1, 2000
With such sheer ineptitude onscreen it's amazing that this hack job didn't go straight to video.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
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Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly
September 7, 2011
Full Review | Original Score: D-
Emanuel Levy
EmanuelLevy.Com
November 1, 2005
| Original Score: 2/5
Frank Swietek
One Guy's Opinion
May 6, 2004
| Original Score: 0/5
Michelle Alexandria
Eclipse Magazine
November 20, 2003
| Original Score: 0/5
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Susan Stark
Detroit News
January 1, 2000
| Original Score: 1/4
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