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  • Homer: How you doing? Peace be with you! Praise Jebus!


  • Homer: I'm happy here. Screw Springfield!


  • Russ Cargill: Have you ever gone mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you.


  • Homer: Worst day of your life so far.


  • Homer: Worst day of your life so far.


  • Ned Flanders: boys don't forget to thank The Lord for this valuable... (Bart slams on to window naked) PENIS!
    Ned Flanders: Boys don't forget to thank The Lord for this valuable... [Bart slams on to window naked] PENIS!


  • Marge: What is the point of going to church every Sunday, when if someone we love has a genuine religious experience, we ignore it? Right Grampa?
    Grampa: I want bananas on my waffles!


  • Russ Cargill: I want guards guarding the dome 24/7, and this is how I want them arranged: tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft, tough, tough, soft.


  • Homer: Thank you, boob lady!


  • Ralph: I like men now!


  • Barney: Preachy!
    Green Day: We're not being preachy!


  • Krusty the Clown: If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!


  • Homer: That was the most incredible experience of my life! And now, to find my family, save my town, and drop ten pounds!


  • Green Day: We've been playing for 3 and a half hours. Now we'd like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment.


  • Nelson's Mother: Nelson! It's time to go home [looks at Bart] ha ha!
    Nelson's Mother: Nelson! It's time to go home. [looks at Bart] Ha ha!


  • Homer: [house is getting attacked by mob] Careful! I got a chainsaw! [Makes horribly fake chainsaw noises]


  • Homer: He`s not Spiderpig anymore right now he`s Harry Plopper
    Homer: He's not Spider- Pig anymore, he's Harry Plopper.
    Pig: Oink
    Pig: Oink.


  • President Arnold Schwarzenegger: It's like Christmas at the Kennedy Compound!


  • President Arnold Schwarzenegger: Urgh! I hate this job. Every week is crisis this & end of the world that. Nobody comes up with a joke, I miss Danny DeVito.


  • Tom Hanks: This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please leave me be.


  • Russ Cargill: I was tricked by an Idiot?!!
    Russ Cargill: I was tricked by an Idiot?
    Cletus: Hey, I know how you feel. I was beat in tic tac toe by a chicken
    Cletus: Hey, I know how you feel. I was beat in tic tac toe by a chicken.


  • President Arnold Schwarzenegger: I was elected to lead. Not to read.


  • Marge: (about pig crap silo) It's leaking.
    Marge: [about pig crap silo] It's leaking.
    Homer: It's not leaking, Marge. It's overflowing.
    Marge: He filled up the silo in just two days?
    Homer: Well, I helped.


  • G.P.S. Woman: Coming up on your right... [gets reset because Springfield has been wiped off the map] ...nothing.


  • Marge: How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?
    Homer: Spiderpig Spiderpig. Does whatever a Spiderpig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't. He's a pig. Look out! He's a Spiderpig!


  • Grampa: Twisted tale.... A thousand eyes.... Trapped forever.... EPA! EPA! EPA!


  • Moe: The top of his head's still showin'! CLAW AT IT!


  • Homer: Thank you, boob lady!


  • Homer: [Founds an angry mob outside their home] Marge, look, those idiots don't even know where we live! [Angry mob goes to the Simpsons] D'oh!
    Homer: [finds an angry mob outside their home] Marge, look, those idiots don't even know where we live! [angry mob goes to the Simpsons] D'oh!


  • Lisa: Dad, do something!
    Homer: [Flipping the pages of the Bible] This book doesn't have any answers!
    Homer: [flipping the pages of the Bible] This book doesn't have any answers!


  • Ralph: I like men now.


  • President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I was elected to lead, not to read. Number 3!"
    President Arnold Schwarzenegger: I was elected to lead, not to read. Number 3!


  • Tom Hanks: Hi. This is Tom Hanks saying, if you see me in person, please leave me be.


  • Homer: Praise for Geebus
    Homer: Praise for Geebus.


  • Grampa: I'm part of the mob!


  • Skull: Evil!


  • Chief Wiggum: Well... they're China's problem now.


  • Homer: Spider pig!


  • Homer: The best kiss of your life..so far.
    Homer: Best kiss of your life, so far.


  • Marge: How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?
    Homer: Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does! Can he swing? From a web? No he can't. He's a pig! Lookout! He's the Spiderpig!
    Homer: Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does! Can he swing? From a web? No he can't. He's a pig! Lookout! He's the Spiderpig!


  • Homer: I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free! If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker! Especially you! [points to us]


  • Russ Cargill: And to make sure nobody else gets out, I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24/7. I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher. And here's how I want 'em arranged: tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft.


  • Bumblebee Man: AYAYAY! UN BURRO AMOROSO!
    Bumblebee Man: Ayayay! Un burro amoroso!


  • Homer: I would but I'm affraid of opening the door and killing you too.
    Homer: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!
    Carl: No we only wanna kill Homer.
    Carl: No we won't. We just want Homer!
    Homer: Alright but they would kill Granpa....
    Homer: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!
    Grampa: I'm at their side.
    Grampa: I'm part of the mob!


  • Russ Cargill: Hello Homer!
    Homer: At last we meet who ever you are.
    Homer: So, we meet at last, whoever you are.


  • President Arnold Schwarzenegger: I was elected to lead not to read.
    President Arnold Schwarzenegger: I was elected to lead, not to read.


  • Marge: Ugh, it's leaking!
    Homer: It's not leaking, it's overflowing!
    Homer: It's not leaking, it's OVERFLOWING.
    Marge: He filled up the whole silo in two days?
    Marge: He filled up the whole silo in just two days?
    Homer: Well, I helped.


  • Ned Flanders: Homer I don't mean to be a Nervous Pervis or anything but if your boy falls wouldn't that make him a parapleg-erino?
    Ned Flanders: Uh, Homer? I don't mean to be a nervous Pervis, but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a parapleg-erino?


  • Lisa: Oh come on now mom it's not like the government is monitoring everyones conversations.
    Marge: (Whisper on Government Workers headset) I just think we should lay low till we get to Seattle.
    NSA Worker: Oh my god it's them! (Screams) Hey everyone! We found them, the government actually found someone we're looking for! Yeah baby Yeah!


  • Marge: EPA, what could that be?
    Comic Book Guy: I believe it was the sound the green alntern made when sinestro threw him into a vat of acid. EEEEEPPPAA!
    Comic Book Guy: I believe it was the sound the green Alntern made when Sinestro threw him into a vat of acid. EEEEEPPPAA!
    Marge: Yeah, thanks for coming over.
    Comic Book Guy: Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pads. (Strechs pads over huge gut) Never known comfort like this. (Lets go and pad slaps against his stomach makig it jiggle)
    Comic Book Guy: Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pads. [Strechs pads over huge gut] Never known comfort like this. [Let's go and pad slaps against his stomach makig it jiggle]


  • Moe: Ok, I'm gotta turn the lights off. When they come back on, I want all my booze back the way it was!


  • Krusty the Clown: Teeny! Take out the baby!


  • Tom Hanks: Hi, I'm Tom Hanks, and if you ever see me in real life, leave me be.
    Tom Hanks: This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please, leave me be.


  • Homer: Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, because he's a pig. Look out, here comes Spider-Pig!
    Homer: Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a spider pig does! can he swing from a web ? No he can't He's a pig! Lookout! Here comes...


  • Marge: A thousand eyes.What could that mean?
    Marge: A thousand eyes. What could that mean?
    Grampa: I think a thousand...is a number.
    Grampa: I think a thousand, is a number.


  • Homer: That was the most incredible experience of my life! And now, to find my family, save my town, and drop ten pounds!


  • Ned Flanders: Look at that, you can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky!


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