Sir Billi

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Total Count: 6


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A retired veterinarian meets the many unique inhabitants of a remote Scottish village.


Critic Reviews for Sir Billi

All Critics (6) | Top Critics (2) | Rotten (6)

  • This appears so cheaply and unimaginatively made it would hardly pass muster on children's TV. The look of the thing mightn't matter so much if the writing was razor sharp - but this script is muddled and dull.

    Sep 12, 2013 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • While the sense of bafflement and confusion the film provokes is surprisingly enjoyable, it surely shouldn't be inflicted on young'uns ...

    Sep 12, 2013 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
  • Sir Billi will leave you speechless -- though not for the right reasons.

    Mar 1, 2019 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • The film would be more aptly called "Silly Billi" because it's incoherently plotted, with unremarkable dialogue, and consistently fails to amuse.

    Sep 20, 2013 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • Rubbish in ways that seemed hitherto unimaginable.

    Sep 16, 2013 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • Why did Sean Connery sign up for this? Why is a children's film so keen on smut? Why does Billi spell his name as if educationally challenged? Why does his incontinent gay pet goat think he's a dog?

    Sep 9, 2013 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

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