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Sixteen Candles Quotes

  • Long Duk Dong: Ohhh, sexy girlfriend!... Bonzai!


  • Samantha Baker: This is Farmer Fred.
    Geek: Ted.
    Samantha Baker: Oh, I'm sorry, Farmer Ted.
    Geek: I'm not really a farmer. I'm a freshman.


  • Brenda Baker: Don't be a smartass.
    Mike Baker: Okay, I'll be a dumbass.


  • Geek: Nice ma - nice manners, babe?


  • Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!


  • Samantha Baker: I can't believe that I gave my panties to a geek.


  • Long Duk Dong: What's happenin', hot stuff?


  • Geek: Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?


  • Geek: By night's end, I predict me and her will interface.


  • Samantha Baker: I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.


  • Brenda Baker: Can you remember turn off the stove in twenty minutes?
    Samantha Baker: I can remember lot of things.


  • Randy: Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion.


  • Jake: I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho.


  • Jim Baker: That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.


  • Caroline: Who's he?
    Jake: That's me.
    Caroline: Who are you?
    Jake: I'm him.
    Caroline: Oh, okay.


  • Ginny: I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored to me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row.


  • Samantha Baker: Donger's here for five fours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.


  • Lumberjack: So... What's your name?
    Long Duk Dong: Dong.
    Lumberjack: What's your first name?
    Long Duk Dong: Long.
    Lumberjack: What's your middle name?
    Long Duk Dong: Duk.


  • Samantha Baker: Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.


  • Long Duk Dong: Oh, sexy girlfriend!


  • Samantha Baker: I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.


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