Skyfall Quotes

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    1. James Bond: A gun and a radio...not exactly Christmas, is it?
    2. Q: What did you expect, an exploding pen? We don't really go for that anymore.
    – Submitted by A L (9 months ago)
    1. James Bond: I want to meet your employer.
    2. Severine: Be careful what you wish for.
    – Submitted by James W (9 months ago)
    1. Silva: Do you know what it does to you? Hydrogen cyanide?
    – Submitted by Emelyn W (11 months ago)
    1. Silva: Life clung to me like a disease.
    – Submitted by Randy K (11 months ago)
    1. Doctor Hall: M
    2. James Bond: Bitch
    – Submitted by Rodrigo B (15 months ago)
    1. James Bond: What makes you think this is my first time?
    – Submitted by Sam S (15 months ago)
    1. Silva: She sent you after me, knowing you're not ready, knowing you would likely die. Mommy was very bad.
    – Submitted by Alex A (16 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Last rat standing.
    – Submitted by William C (16 months ago)
    1. Kincade: Welcome to Scotland
    – Submitted by Rodrigo B (16 months ago)
    1. Silva: I win.
    – Submitted by Terry K (18 months ago)
    1. Silva: The two survivors... This is what she made us.
    – Submitted by Siddharth K (18 months ago)
    1. Doctor Hall: Skyfall?
    2. James Bond: [suddenly pauses, shocked]
    3. Doctor Hall: Skyfall?
    4. James Bond: ...Done.
    – Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (18 months ago)
    1. Doctor Hall: I'm going to say a word, and I want you to say the first word that comes into your head. For example, if I say, 'day', you say...?
    2. James Bond: Wasted.
    3. Doctor Hall: Agent?
    4. James Bond: Provocateur.
    5. Doctor Hall: Woman?
    6. James Bond: Provocatrix.
    7. Doctor Hall: M?
    8. M: Bitch.
    – Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (18 months ago)
    1. M: Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled.
    2. James Bond: Or not pulled. It's hard to know which in your pajamas.
    – Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (18 months ago)
    1. Q: 007. I'm your new Quartermaster.
    2. James Bond: You must be joking...
    3. Q: Why? Because I'm not wearing a lab coat?
    4. James Bond: Because you still have spots.
    5. Q: My complexion is hardly relevant.
    6. James Bond: Your incompetence is.
    7. Q: Age is no guarantee of efficiency.
    8. James Bond: And youth is no guarantee of innovation.
    – Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (18 months ago)
    1. Silva: What do you think?
    2. James Bond: I think that's a bloody waste of good scotch.
    – Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (18 months ago)
    1. Silva: It tells a story, doesn't it? They left the island so quickly, they couldn't decide what to take, what to leave, what was important. I think this everyday reminds me to focus on the essentials. There's nothing...nothing superfluous in my life. When a thing is redundant, it is...eliminated.
    – Submitted by Cameron B (18 months ago)
    1. James Bond: That's a waste of good scotch!
    – Submitted by Aaron L (18 months ago)
    1. James Bond: [hands case of money to Eve] Put it all on red.
    – Submitted by Chris M (18 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Open the door, please...
    2. Tube Driver: *she stares at him, blankly.*
    3. James Bond: Open the door!
    4. Tube Driver: *she opens the door.*
    5. James Bond: Health and safety. Carry on.
    – Submitted by Dean B (19 months ago)
    1. M: For gods sake, just get out of the way.
    – Submitted by Wesley W (19 months ago)
    1. Q: Always makes me feel a bit melancholy. A grand old war ship, being ignominiously hauled away for scrap. The inevitability of time, don't you think? What do you see?
    2. James Bond: A bloody big ship. Excuse me.
    3. Q: 007. I'm your new Quartermaster.
    4. James Bond: You must be joking.
    5. Q: Why, because I'm not wearing a lab coat?
    6. James Bond: Because you still have spots.
    – Submitted by Vera F (19 months ago)
    1. M: One equal temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
    – Submitted by Doug W (19 months ago)
    1. Mallory: And Bond, don't cock it up!
    – Submitted by John W (19 months ago)
    1. Kincade: So who are we going against?
    2. James Bond: There's no, 'we,' this isn't your fight.
    3. Kincade: Try and stop me you jumped up little shit.
    – Submitted by Dariush A (19 months ago)
    1. Eve: Maybe that was her way of telling you to take a desk job.
    2. James Bond: Just the opposite.
    – Submitted by Jonathan E (19 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Youth is not a guarantee of innovation.
    – Submitted by Jim W (19 months ago)
    1. Silva: Do you see what comes of all this running around, Mr. Bond? All this jumping and fighting, it's exhausting! Relax. You need to relax... Ah well, mother's calling. I will give her a good-bye kiss for you.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: [Bond stares at the porcelain bulldog statue on M's desk] The whole office goes up in smoke and that bloody thing survives?
    – Submitted by Lucas M (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: [as his boyhood home burns down] I always hated this place.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (20 months ago)
    1. Silva: Do you like my island? My grandmother had an island. We could circle the whole place in an hour. Then one day, we went back to the island to see it infested with rats. They came from a sunken ship and fed on coconut. But my grandmother came up with a solution. She buried oil drums and filled them with coconut bait, luring them down the drums. In about three months, all the rats were trapped. So what do you do? Do you drown them? Burn them? You leave them alone. As soon as they run out of coconut, they begin to eat each other. When there are two left, you let them go toward the coconut trees. But they will not eat coconut anymore. They will only eat rat. You have changed their nature.
    – Submitted by Linda F (20 months ago)
    1. Silva: The two survivors. This is what she made us.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: I know when a woman is afraid and pretending not to be.
    – Submitted by Linda F (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: For her eyes only.
    – Submitted by Mike P (20 months ago)
    1. Silva: No bad, not bad, James, for a physical wreck.
    – Submitted by In Your D (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: That's a waste of good Scotch.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Or blow up a building in London?
    2. Silva: Yes - just point, and click.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (20 months ago)
    1. Silva: Look at you. Barely held together by your pills, your drink...
    2. James Bond: And don't forget my pathetic love of country.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (20 months ago)
    1. Silva: What has she done to you?
    2. James Bond: Well, she never tied me to a chair.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Are you gonna complain the whole way?
    2. M: Go on then. Eject me. See if I care.
    – Submitted by Steven F (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Well it takes a certain kind of girl to wear a backless dress with a Beretta 70 strapped to her thigh.
    – Submitted by Steven F (20 months ago)
    1. M: Quoting Tennyson's poem Ulysses: Though much is taken, much abides, and though we are not now that strength which in old days, moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (20 months ago)
    1. Severine: What do you know about fear?
    2. James Bond: All there is.
    – Submitted by Linda F (20 months ago)
    1. Kincade: What was it you said you did for a living again?
    – Submitted by Preston S (20 months ago)
    1. Q: So much for my prosperous career in espionage.
    – Submitted by David P (20 months ago)
    1. M: Regret is unprofessional.
    – Submitted by Ivan J (20 months ago)
    1. M: Take the bloody shot!
    – Submitted by Ramzi K (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Everybody needs a hobby.
    2. Silva: So, what's yours?
    3. James Bond: Resurrection.
    – Submitted by Sai T (20 months ago)
    1. Kincade: Welcome to Scotland!
    2. Husband at Tube Station: He's keen to get home.
    – Submitted by Sai T (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: The whole of MI6 goes up in smoke, and yet that bloody thing survives.
    – Submitted by Karna N (20 months ago)
    1. Q: What were you expecting, an exploding pen?
    – Submitted by Karna N (20 months ago)
    1. M: Where the hell have you been?
    2. James Bond: Enjoying death.
    – Submitted by Pawan P (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Was that intended for me?
    2. Silva: No. But that is.
    – Submitted by Christopher C (20 months ago)
    1. Silva: She sent you after me, knowing you're not ready, knowing you would likely die. Mommy was very bad.
    – Submitted by Geraldo G (20 months ago)
    1. Kincade: Welcome to Scotland.
    – Submitted by Natascha N (20 months ago)
    1. Silva: Just look at you. Chasing spies. England. MI6. She sent you after me knowing you're not ready, knowing you would likely die. Mommy was very bad... The two survivors. This is what she made us.
    – Submitted by Scott W (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Oh good. A train's coming.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (20 months ago)
    1. Q: I can do more damage on my laptop, sitting in my pajamas, before my first cup of Earl Grey than you can do a year in the field.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (20 months ago)
    1. M: What's going on?
    2. Miss Moneypenny: It's hard to explain.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: I never liked the place anyway.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: A radio and a gun. Not exactly Christmas, is it?
    2. Q: You weren't expecting an exploding pen, were you?
    – Submitted by Augusta M (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Who's going to be the last rat standing?
    – Submitted by Louie Y (20 months ago)
    1. Silva: Mommy was very bad.
    – Submitted by Gregorius I (20 months ago)
    1. Silva: What's your favorite hobby?
    2. James Bond: Resurrection!
    – Submitted by Jubin T (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Some men are coming to kill us, we're going to kill them first.
    – Submitted by Pawan P (20 months ago)
    1. M: Are you taking me hostage?
    2. James Bond: You could call it that.
    – Submitted by Jack M (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: A gun and a radio. Hardly Christmas, is it?
    – Submitted by Mike H (20 months ago)
    1. Kincade: Welcome to Scotland!
    – Submitted by Jacob D (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: You still have spots.
    – Submitted by Richard P (20 months ago)
    1. M: Where the hell have you been?
    2. James Bond: Enjoying death.
    – Submitted by Ghadi K (20 months ago)
    1. Severine: How much do you know about fear?
    2. James Bond: All there is.
    3. Severine: Well, not like this... Not like him...
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (20 months ago)
    1. Silva: She sent you after me knowing you're not ready, you would likely die. Mommy was very bad.
    – Submitted by Augustine S (20 months ago)
    1. Gareth Mallory: Three months ago you lost the drive containing the identity of every agent embeded in terrorist organization across the globe.
    – Submitted by Augustine S (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Everybody needs a hobby.
    – Submitted by Augustine S (20 months ago)
    1. M: Ready to get back to work?
    2. James Bond: With pleasure.
    – Submitted by Danny L (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: 007 reporting for duty.
    2. M: Why didn't you call?
    3. James Bond: You didn't get the postcard?
    – Submitted by Danny L (20 months ago)
    1. M: Bond, where have you been?
    2. James Bond: Cottaging, and?
    – Submitted by Damon E (21 months ago)
    1. Q: What did you want, an exploding pen?
    – Submitted by Gerard K (21 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Some men are coming to kill us. We're gonna kill them first.
    – Submitted by Jacob L (21 months ago)
    1. James Bond: 007 reporting for duty.
    2. M: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!
    3. James Bond: Enjoying death.
    – Submitted by Jack P (22 months ago)
    1. Mallory: Why not stay dead? There's no shame in saying you've lost a step.
    – Submitted by Jack P (22 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Everybody needs a hobby.
    2. Clair Dowar: So what's yours?
    3. James Bond: Resurrection.
    – Submitted by Jorge C (22 months ago)
    1. Q: Less of a random killing machine. More of a personal statement!
    – Submitted by Lakshmi Narayanan S (23 months ago)
    1. Q: I'm your quartermaster.
    2. James Bond: You must be joking!
    – Submitted by Lakshmi Narayanan S (23 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Some men are coming to kill us. we're going to kill them first!
    – Submitted by Lakshmi Narayanan S (23 months ago)

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