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An uneven blend of horror and comedy that fails to satisfy on either front, Slaughterhouse Rulez aims for B-movie fun but doesn't make the grade.
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If I was in high school, I would have been super happy to discover this film in the video store library. September 30, 2019 | Full Review…
If I was in high school, I would have been super happy to discover this film in the video store library.
Amy Nicholson
A star-studded cast and a high-concept premise make promises that "Slaughterhouse Rulez" ultimately can't keep. May 17, 2019 | Full Review…
A star-studded cast and a high-concept premise make promises that "Slaughterhouse Rulez" ultimately can't keep.
Noel Murray
Bits are good, bits are bad and quite a lot is plain baffling but the overall effect is invigorating. November 2, 2018 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
Bits are good, bits are bad and quite a lot is plain baffling but the overall effect is invigorating.
Geoffrey Macnab
A fracking-related subplot is possibly a step too far in the name of topicality, and the monsters look like the offspring of the dog from Ghostbusters and a blancmange. But it's good, if not exactly clean, fun. November 2, 2018 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
A fracking-related subplot is possibly a step too far in the name of topicality, and the monsters look like the offspring of the dog from Ghostbusters and a blancmange. But it's good, if not exactly clean, fun.
Ed Potton
Early on, there are stray flashes of the class-savvy romp this script wanted to be, but they're drowned out by gag after jolt after obvious gag and jolt. November 1, 2018 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
Early on, there are stray flashes of the class-savvy romp this script wanted to be, but they're drowned out by gag after jolt after obvious gag and jolt.
Tim Robey
Boorish, schlocky teenage locker room humour. October 31, 2018 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
Boorish, schlocky teenage locker room humour.
Hannah Woodhead
The screenplay by Crispian Mills, Henry Fitzherbert, and Luke Passmore has a very difficult time keeping focus on its through-line, digressing into tangents and unfunny beats. February 10, 2020 | Rating: 4 | Full Review…
The screenplay by Crispian Mills, Henry Fitzherbert, and Luke Passmore has a very difficult time keeping focus on its through-line, digressing into tangents and unfunny beats.
Norman Gidney
A waste of a lot of great talent, and a waste of your time, should you choose to watch it. September 25, 2019 | Rating: 4/10 | Full Review…
A waste of a lot of great talent, and a waste of your time, should you choose to watch it.
Joey Keogh
"Slaughterhouse Rulez" is just not in the same league as those early Wright/Pegg/Frost collaborations (of which this is not one). August 29, 2019 | Rating: 2.5/4 | Full Review…
"Slaughterhouse Rulez" is just not in the same league as those early Wright/Pegg/Frost collaborations (of which this is not one).
David N. Butterworth
Cursing, violence in mediocre horror-comedy. August 12, 2019 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
Cursing, violence in mediocre horror-comedy.
Brian Costello
There are moments of inspired lunacy along the way, although as the whole thing devolves into a gory mess, it's never funny nor scary enough to remain compelling. July 13, 2019 | Full Review…
There are moments of inspired lunacy along the way, although as the whole thing devolves into a gory mess, it's never funny nor scary enough to remain compelling.
Todd Jorgenson
It's actually a good bit of fun if one's in the mood for some teen movie shenanigans with healthy sides of monster movie tropes and ecological subtext. June 18, 2019 | Rating: 5.5/10 | Full Review…
It's actually a good bit of fun if one's in the mood for some teen movie shenanigans with healthy sides of monster movie tropes and ecological subtext.
Andrew Parker
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