Slaughterhouse Rulez Reviews

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September 30, 2019
If I was in high school, I would have been super happy to discover this film in the video store library.
September 25, 2019
A waste of a lot of great talent, and a waste of your time, should you choose to watch it.
August 29, 2019
"Slaughterhouse Rulez" is just not in the same league as those early Wright/Pegg/Frost collaborations (of which this is not one).
August 12, 2019
Cursing, violence in mediocre horror-comedy.
July 13, 2019
There are moments of inspired lunacy along the way, although as the whole thing devolves into a gory mess, it's never funny nor scary enough to remain compelling.
June 18, 2019
It's actually a good bit of fun if one's in the mood for some teen movie shenanigans with healthy sides of monster movie tropes and ecological subtext.
June 13, 2019
The women are strong and powerful, the men are malleable, and there's more than a few gory surprises, all of which make for a good time at the movies. That's what it's really all about when it comes down to it: good, cheeky fun.
May 24, 2019
Slaughterhouse Rulez is splattery, eco-terror-creature exploitation that abides by time-honored midnighter rules and misbehaves in the right (deadly) ways (when allowed).
May 17, 2019
The movie seriously could have used Pegg and his Cornetto partner Edgar Wright on scripting duties, and perhaps Wright at the helm as well.
May 17, 2019
A star-studded cast and a high-concept premise make promises that "Slaughterhouse Rulez" ultimately can't keep.
April 16, 2019
Slaughterhouse Rulez is a horror comedy B-movie that earns an A grade.
March 21, 2019
A heavy-handed political message, a glacial pace, and a lack of both horror and comedy prevent this one from actually ruling.
March 17, 2019
Slaughterhouse Rulez suffers from a lack of balance, its comedy is deafening unoriginal and its horror barely exists.
February 6, 2019
The third act, though, is a blood-soaked, laugh-out-loud thrill-ride which makes amends for the film's somewhat laborious opening.
November 13, 2018
The horror element from the creatures fails to produce any effective jumps or scares and there is no sense of high stakes involved in the fate of a bunch of, mostly unlikeable, characters.
November 6, 2018
It looks to me like something that lost its way in the edit... overall I think it doesn't hang together.
November 5, 2018
Crispian Mills's film is made with vigour, but might attract only a narrow audience.
November 5, 2018
It takes a while to find its stride as fracking begins in the grounds of the frightfully posh Slaughterhouse School but is very funny - and spectacularly gory - once it does.
November 5, 2018
The jokes are lame, laboured and signposted or just not funny, and the meat of the story -- the creatures emerging from the sinkhole -- takes far too long to arrive to finally kick the film out of its torpor.
November 4, 2018
The script simply isn't sharp enough here to sell as proper reverence, instead coming off as a cheap wannabe with a dislodged funny bone and very little bite.
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