Sleeper Quotes

  • Luna: Why is it I never understand what you're saying?


  • Miles Monroe: Do I believe in God? I'm what you call a teleological, existential atheist. I believe there's an intelligence in the universe, with the exception of certain parts of New Jersey.


  • Miles Monroe: Sex and death. Two things that come once in my lifetime. But at least after death your not nauseous.


  • Miles Monroe: What does it feel like to be dead 200 years? Like spending a weekend in Beverly Hills.


  • Miles Monroe: That's a BIG chicken...


  • Miles Monroe: She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.


  • Luna Schlosser: It?s hard to believe that you haven?t had sex for two hundred years.
    Miles Monroe: Two hundred and four, if you count my marriage.


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