Snakes on a Train Reviews

October 15, 2007
It's not nearly as awesome as it sounds.
July 10, 2007
Asylum scores yet again with a hackneyed, lazy, horribly directed, and boring rip-off of another better film...
August 18, 2006
Unfortunately, neither undiscriminating action fans nor connoisseurs of high camp will find much bite in this latest direct-to-video product from The Asylum.
August 14, 2006
The Mallachi Brothers truly impress. Too bad they got stuck with a screenplay that can't hold itself above water and a studio stuck in one heck of a lame rut.