Wow, when snakes on a plane came out, I thought it missed the point, it should have been campier, so when I heard about snaked on a train, I had high hopes that it would have been what inspired it was not. Sadly, I was wrong. Snakes on a train could have been a great fun movie, but instead of taking a similar premise of having snakes get loose on a train, they went with a whole voodoo thing about a woman possessed by snakes, and they get into other people, and go from Gardner Snakes to Boas for no apparent reason. Stupid. So, it sucks, and that is not even going into the terrible acting, direction, sets, props and CGI. All of that stuff sucking would have been fine, but they just messed up the story so much that it was impossible to enjoy all the other stuff. Although, if you ever get a chance to check out the blooper reel, I highly recommend it. It only has one thing on it, which is the train conductor trying to say "We have a run away train" which he just can't say to save his life. Priceless.