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  • Turkish: So, what do you think? Do you know anyone who might be interested?
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (2 years ago)

  • Turkish: For every action, there is a reaction, and a Piker reaction is quite a fuckin' thing.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (2 years ago)

  • Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (2 years ago)

  • Turkish: He loves that dog. Always playing silly games.
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (3 years ago)

  • Vinny: Did he have four fingers?
    Sol: I'm sorry, I couldn't get the bi-noc-u-lars out in time.
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (3 years ago)

  • Tommy: Are you saying I can't shoot?
    Turkish: No Tommy, I'm not saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. I'm saying that six-pound piece of shit stuck in your trousers would do more damage if you fed it to him.
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (3 years ago)

  • Sol: You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (3 years ago)

  • Brick Top: You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (3 years ago)

  • Turkish: Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me.
    Tommy: Why me?
    Turkish: Well, you know about caravans.
    Tommy: How's that?
    Turkish: You spent the summer in one, which means you know more than me. And i don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.
    Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
    Turkish: Oh nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (3 years ago)

  • Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver? What the fuck can he get away from, eh?
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (3 years ago)

  • Bullet Tooth Tony: Avi, pull your socks up.
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (3 years ago)

  • Avi: Tony?
    Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
    Avi: Look in the dog.
    Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"
    Avi: I mean open him up.
    Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up?"
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (3 years ago)

  • Avi: Shut up & sit down, you big bald fuck!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (3 years ago)

  • Brick Top: If you ever stop me when I'm walking again. I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • Brick Top: Get your tongue out my asshole.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (3 years ago)

  • Brick Top: In the quiet words of virgin Mary, come again.
    ‐ Submitted by Ram C (3 years ago)

  • Avi: Why is he called Boris the bullet dodger?
    Doug the Head: Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
    ‐ Submitted by Jai J (3 years ago)

  • Avi: Should I call you Bullet?
    Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
    ‐ Submitted by James B (3 years ago)

  • Turkish: Boris The Blade. Or Boris the Bullet Dodger. As hard as the Soviet hammer and as bent as the sickle that crosses it.
    ‐ Submitted by Sim R (3 years ago)

  • Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.
    ‐ Submitted by Sim R (3 years ago)

  • Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin' Poppins. London!
    ‐ Submitted by Sim R (3 years ago)

  • Turkish: Tommy, the tit, is praying. And if he isn't, he fuckin' should be.
    ‐ Submitted by Raghu P (3 years ago)

  • Turkish: All he's got to do is stay down.
    Mickey O'Neil: [knocks his opponent out]
    Turkish: Now, we are fucked.
    ‐ Submitted by William C (3 years ago)

  • Turkish: Tommy, the tit, is praying. And if he isn't, he fuckin' should be.
    ‐ Submitted by Harry M (3 years ago)

  • Franky Four Fingers: Where is the stone? Where is the stone? *punches man* Where is the stoooone? *punches man again*
    ‐ Submitted by Alex A (3 years ago)

  • Turkish: Sugar?
    Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.
    ‐ Submitted by Alex A (3 years ago)

  • Mickey O'Neil: Do you like dags?
    Tommy: Dags?
    Mickey O'Neil: Yeah dags.
    Tommy: Uh dogs yeah I like dags.
    ‐ Submitted by Paul V (4 years ago)

  • Brick Top: You are on thin ice my pedigree chums!
    ‐ Submitted by Matt G (4 years ago)

  • Sol: London?
    Avi: Yes, London. You know : Fish, chips, cup-o-tea, bad food, worst weather, Mary fuckin' Poppins, London!
    ‐ Submitted by Vincent B (4 years ago)

  • Turkish: Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew G (4 years ago)

  • Tommy: Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
    Turkish: You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut, Tommy. You did.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew G (4 years ago)

  • Doug the Head: We got sandy beaches.
    Avi: So who the fuck wants to see them?
    ‐ Submitted by Jeremy F (4 years ago)

  • Turkish: Fuck me all, Tom! What's that?
    Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
    Turkish: No, Tommy, there's a gun in your trousers. What is a gun doing in your trousers?
    Tommy: It's for protection!
    Turkish: Protection from what? Zee Germans?
    ‐ Submitted by Audrey R (4 years ago)

  • Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
    ‐ Submitted by Lea L (5 years ago)

  • Turkish: So what do you do? You go to see the man that knows about these sort of things.
    ‐ Submitted by Yury M (5 years ago)

  • Turkish: I fail to recognize the correlation between losing ten grand, hospitalizing Gorgeous, and a good deal.
    ‐ Submitted by Yury M (5 years ago)

  • Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
    Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

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