Snowman's Land (2012)

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In this wry German dark comedy, Walter (Jürgen Rißmann) is a professional hitman who has just botched a job. Forced to leave the city, he reluctantly takes up an offer from eccentric crime boss Berger (Reiner Schöne) to protect his house (and young, pretty, free-spirited wife Sybille) in a remote region of the Carpathian Mountains. At Walter's side is Mickey (Thomas Wodianka), his chatty, thrill-seeking old friend. After a freak accident, what seemed to be a nice, easy holiday job for the hapless pair soon becomes a comically nightmarish fight for survival. Stunning cinematography of the deceptively idyllic snowy landscapes and hardboiled, clever plot twists make Snowman's Land an unmissable genre classic. -- (C) Music Box Film
Rating:
NR
Genre:
Action & Adventure , Art House & International , Comedy , Drama
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Cast

Luc Felt
as François
Luc Feit
as François
Andreas Windhuis
as Waffenhandler
Anton Weber
as Kalle
Ferdinand Fischer
as Opfer Toilette 1
Elmar Kuhling
as Opfer Toilette 2
Karina Iversen
as Frau Wettkneipe
Kevin Matweew
as Kellner
Fang Dong
as First Girl in Restaurant
Hanna Dong
as Second Girl in Restaurant
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Critic Reviews for Snowman's Land

All Critics (12) | Top Critics (8)

Any charm evaporates amid the rampant amorality.

Full Review… | September 27, 2012
Chicago Reader
Top Critic

Thomson is more successful at visual composition than narrative momentum; would-be sequences of black comedy are too stretched out to benefit from timing.

Full Review… | September 26, 2012
Chicago Sun-Times
Top Critic

Just when it's lulled you into complacency, it springs back to life - and death.

Full Review… | September 13, 2012
Newark Star-Ledger
Top Critic

Despite on-point performances, the story is too pitted with holes and loose ends to permit the film a bump from meh to marvelous.

September 13, 2012
New York Times
Top Critic

Unfortunately, the images are more inviting than the narrative.

Full Review… | September 13, 2012
Village Voice
Top Critic

Tonally, Snowman's Land feels like a German throwback to a '90s indie, but without the energy-the pacing is languid to the point of aimlessness ...

Full Review… | September 12, 2012
AV Club
Top Critic

Audience Reviews for Snowman's Land

½

This had great laughs. Quality. Too farcical for high praise. #thesquare from Australia was better foreign #asimpleplan type movie. This would be a great re-make for the US market. See this.

john sullivan
john sullivan
½

This is a competently made film with some good moments, visually, and some funny scenes. The problems come in with the narrative. The narrative is absolutely nonexistent. The movie just throws out this character that is fed up with being a hitman and seeks a change of profession and scenery. That's it, this is set up in the beginning of the film. The rest of it is absolutely nothing. There's no real motivation to keep watching since the movie is going nowhere at all. Like any film, it has its moments and it's not bad at all, it's simply dull due to its non-story. That's all I have to say, if there had been an effort to make the story interesting it could've been considerably better. Still an average film and some people will enjoy it more than I did.

Jesse Ortega
Jesse Ortega

Super Reviewer

I loved this movie, the opposite personalities of the hitmen go well together and even though it moves slow you never get bored. I highly recommend this because most likely it will disappear in a year or so and might be forgotten...a hidden gem!

Phantasm GhostWriter
Phantasm GhostWriter

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