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Sorority Row Reviews

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Perri Nemiroff
August 14, 2010
Typical slasher film packed with boobs, boys, booze and blood. Go into Sorority Row with your brain on cruise control and just enjoy the movie for what it is: a gore party.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Paul Chambers
March 7, 2010
Classic horror that follows the old pattern, but it follows it well with creative slashings and a well hidden killer. You could do a lot worse.
Full Review | Original Score: B+
Brian Juergens
September 17, 2009
A movie that starts with a trampoline pillow-fight and ends with a pile of dead co-eds could have been a misogynistic mess, but Sorority Row is a snappy, bloody blast.
Full Review | Original Score: 7/10
Top Critic
Amy Nicholson
Boxoffice Magazine
September 12, 2009
A satire made for cult rediscovery, just change the tagline to "In the foam, no one can hear you scream."
| Original Score: B-
Fred Topel
Can Magazine
September 12, 2009
It seems to be the most original slasher movie of the year, quite a fete considering it's a remake.
Peter Paras
E! Online
September 11, 2009
this splatfest is exactly the type of movie it should be.
Full Review | Original Score: B
Staci Layne Wilson
September 11, 2009
On the plus side, Sorority Row gets an A for the dead-on casting, snarky, biting dialogue, and outrageous death scenes.
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press
September 11, 2009
It's hard not to love a slasher film in which the killer has such a sound argument for knocking off half a dozen victims: "Let's face it. These are horrible people."
| Original Score: 3/4
Kevin McCarthy
BDK Reviews
September 11, 2009
It embarrasses me to say that Sorority Row entertained me considering its lack of scares and originality.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Lara Martin
Digital Spy
September 11, 2009
Glossy, gorgeous to look at and filled with 'jump'-in-your-seat moments, this has all the hallmarks of a popcorn horror movie, complete with the ubiquitous shower scene, creepy abandoned cellars and characters' humorous nods to their own stupidity.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5

The Sun (UK)
September 11, 2009
This would be just another breasts-and-blood teen horror if it wasn't for the inclusion of one of the most amusing bitchy characters for some time.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Matthew Turner
September 11, 2009
Sorority Row isn't remotely scary, but it's still a lot more fun than it ought to be thanks to strong performances and a witty, terrifically bitchy script.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Robbie Collin
News of the World
September 11, 2009
It's a five-star one-star movie, combining style and flair with almost no substance whatsoever. As such, it deserves a solid three stars and a hearty thumbs up as this week's most entertaining mainstream release.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Giles Hardie
Sydney Morning Herald
September 10, 2009
Won't be the most intelligent or best acted film you'll see this year, or maybe even this week, but it could be the best fright flick of 2009.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5
Des Partridge
Courier Mail (Australia)
September 9, 2009
Mean Girls meets I Know What You Did Last Summer... You won't be able to scream for laughing at this sloppy reimagining of a forgotten '80s slasher thriller.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Anthony O'Connor
FILMINK (Australia)
September 8, 2009
Not entirely unsuccessful remake of a '80s slasher flick, there are enough staples of the horror genre here to entertain and scare audiences.
Hilton Thomas
Empire Magazine Australasia
September 6, 2009
A 1980s horror remake finally graduates to being a fun, smart guilty pleasure.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5
Steve Newton
Georgia Straight
February 15, 2013
By the time the killer's identity is finally revealed you'll be amazed at how screenwriters make big bucks penning lines like, "Who the hell lit the house on fire? Shit!"
Full Review | Original Score: .5/5
Ali Gray
September 29, 2012
This is a movie so formulaic it could have been written by Microsoft Excel.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Simon Foster
August 9, 2010
Like the all-partying, all-screaming sisters of Theta Pi, Sorority Row feels doomed from the first frame.
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