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Sorority Row Reviews

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Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
September 11, 2009
It's all cheese, but at least this cheese, for the most part, doesn't stink.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Ali Gray
September 29, 2012
This is a movie so formulaic it could have been written by Microsoft Excel.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Simon Foster
August 9, 2010
Like the all-partying, all-screaming sisters of Theta Pi, Sorority Row feels doomed from the first frame.
Adam Lippe
November 9, 2009
Over-the-top humor tries to mask the problems, that it's not scary and the ending comes complete with a double-reverse-tricked-itself-out-of-coherency reveal of the killer.
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Aaron Hillis
Time Out
September 16, 2009
It's yet another '80s slasher remake, so you know the, the tire iron pimped out with blades.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Scott Weinberg
Horror Squad
October 16, 2009
I don't know what could make this movie seem dumber. Oh, and it's also a remake of What You Did Last Summer
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Tom Meek
Boston Phoenix
September 17, 2009
It's Scream minus the wit and verve, with poor Carrie Fisher lost as the cantankerous house mother.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Avi Offer
NYC Movie Guru
September 11, 2009
Initially intriguing, thrilling and suspenseful with impressive production values, but it eventually sinks into an unintentionally funny and insipid mess while insulting the audience's intelligence.
Full Review | Original Score: 5.25/10
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Kate Ward
Entertainment Weekly
September 14, 2009
The tedious flick offers little more than a few scares, and plenty of boobs. And we're not just talking about the cast.
Full Review | Original Score: D
Catherine Shoard
September 11, 2009
Sisters are doing it for themselves in this jolly college horror flick - if by "it" you mean horrible slaughter and softcore nudity.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Tom Huddlestone
Time Out
September 11, 2009
A booty-shakin', text-messagin', Facebook-referencin' multiplex moneyspinner for undemanding twenty-first-century teens.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Bill Gibron
September 11, 2009
Perhaps because of its status as an overused commercial gimmick to get '80s adolescents into movie theaters, the slasher film has lost most of its luster. Sorority Row won't restore it, but it also won't tarnish it further.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Simon Abrams
Slant Magazine
September 11, 2009
Before seeing Sorority Row, I couldn't imagine that any slasher film released this year could possibly be more misogynistic than either the Friday the 13th reboot or Donkey Punch.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Brian Orndorf
September 11, 2009
Imagine being trapped inside a pungent shoebox with the over-caffeinated morning shift of Forever 21 while an inept epileptic captures the small talk with a camera he lost the instruction manual for. That's Sorority Row.
Full Review | Original Score: F
Kit Bowen
The Movie Kit
September 14, 2009
Retitled this to I Know What You Did at That Sorority Party with That Tire Iron.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Rob Gonsalves
September 13, 2009
I'd rather see an honest film about exactly what would happen if they'd told the truth. Failing that, a competent, scary, witty horror film might've been nice.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Brian Gibson
Vue Weekly (Edmonton, Canada)
October 7, 2009
After these Bratz dolls dump the Corpsey One down a mine shaft, the plot follows, dropping us into dark spaces without any emotional gravitas, real scares, smart twists or even B-movie fun.
Cole Smithey
September 11, 2009
Worse even that its insipid script (co-written by Josh Stolberg and Peter Goldfinger) is Elliot Greenberg's editing of a meandering slasher pic notable only for the number of nubile bare breasts that it manages to fit into nearly every other scene.
Full Review | Original Score: D
Allan Hunter
Screen International
September 9, 2009
Sorority Row proves to be just another crass slasher movie, recycling familiar ingredients to diminishing effect.
Joshua Tyler
September 11, 2009
It is so close to achieving above-trashy status that it's even more disappointing when it sinks in that nothing you've seen makes sense.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
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