Sorority Row Reviews

September 16, 2009
It's yet another '80s slasher remake, so you know the drill...er, the tire iron pimped out with blades.
September 15, 2009
Call me the sarcastic sister, but the only thing screaming in any convincing way here are the cheap look, epileptic direction, and off-key, "edgy" humor.
September 14, 2009
Sorority Row is an interminable mess of a film that juggles more characters and undeveloped subplots than it can handle and even manages to bungle the setup.
September 14, 2009
The tedious flick offers little more than a few scares, and plenty of boobs. And we're not just talking about the cast.
September 14, 2009
The "scary'' moments are of the sneak-up-on-you-from-behind variety, but there's little suspense.
September 14, 2009
It lapses into that familiar category of movies that go in for lots of fancy obfuscation along the way only to make its story seem all the more simple, trite and contrived by the finish.
September 12, 2009
A satire made for cult rediscovery, just change the tagline to "In the foam, no one can hear you scream."
September 11, 2009
There's little to distinguish this from the rest of the entries coming down the horror film assembly line.
September 11, 2009
The blatant attempts at humor mostly fall flat, but a third-act catfight manages briefly to detour the film into fairly enjoyable camp.
September 11, 2009
It's all cheese, but at least this cheese, for the most part, doesn't stink.
September 11, 2009
A booty-shakin', text-messagin', Facebook-referencin' multiplex moneyspinner for undemanding twenty-first-century teens.
September 11, 2009
Over 100 long minutes, as each is murdered by an unseen assailant, the movie's job is to draw empathy from the audience for its harem of harridans. It doesn't work.
September 11, 2009
Sisters are doing it for themselves in this jolly college horror flick - if by "it" you mean horrible slaughter and softcore nudity.
September 10, 2009
Won't be the most intelligent or best acted film you'll see this year, or maybe even this week, but it could be the best fright flick of 2009.
September 9, 2009
An average slasher pic that meanders indecisively between gore and gags.