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  • Eric Cartman: Ay! Your holding up the goddamn lunch line!


  • Chef: Oh, good job Mrs. Broflovski, thanks a lot!


  • Eric Cartman: Damn! Shit! Respect my fucking authority!


  • Stan Marsh: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
    Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: You bastard!


  • Stan Marsh: (singing) What would Brian Boitano do, if he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano would do!
    Stan Marsh: [singing] What would Brian Boitano do, if he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano would do!


  • Chef: Have you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
    Mr. Hat: I don't listen to hip-hop.


  • Stan Marsh: Hey guys! Do you know how I can find the "clitoris?"
    Stan Marsh: Hey guys! Do you know how I can find the 'clitoris?'
    Eric Cartman: What is that, like finding Jesus or something?


  • Eric Cartman: Hey, dudes.
    Stan Marsh: What's the matter, Cartman?
    Eric Cartman: It's this V-Chip, I hate it. I can't say any dirty words.
    Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Really? So you can't say "Fuck"?
    Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Really? So you can't say 'Fuck'?
    Eric Cartman: No.
    Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: And you can't say "Shit"?
    Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: And you can't say 'Shit'?
    Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: So you can't say "I'm Eric Cartman, the fattest fucking piece of shit in the world."?
    Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: So you can't say 'I'm Eric Cartman, the fattest fucking piece of shit in the world.'?
    Eric Cartman: FUCK YOU!! (Gets shocked) Argh!
    Eric Cartman: FUCK YOU! [gets shocked] Argh!
    Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Ha, ha. Sweet!


  • Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: You're late, Cartman.
    Eric Cartman: I've had to ride my bike here, my behind is killing me.
    Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Your behind?
    Eric Cartman: I have to say behind because I get shocked if I say "Ass"
    Eric Cartman: I have to say behind because I get shocked if I say 'Ass'.


  • Eric Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
    Stan Marsh: Holy shit dude.


  • Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school, you fuckin' fat ass!
    Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
    Eric Cartman: Why the fuck not?
    Mr. Garrison: Eric!
    Stan Marsh: Dude, you just said fuck again!
    Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
    Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: *Muffled* Fuck!
    Mr. Garrison: Kenny!


  • Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Goodbye, you guys.


  • Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: *Muffled* FUCK!


  • Eric Cartman: I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him a hundred dollars.
    Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: It's not your fault, Cartman.
    Eric Cartman: Dude, I know, I'm just fuckin' stoked I don't have to pay him.
    Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Oh, that's real nice! He was your friend, you fat fuck!


  • Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: No seriously. We can't leave here without you. We don't where the hell we are!


  • Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school's counselor?
    Eric Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?


  • Stan Marsh: (singing) There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deers just went running by. Oh, the snow's pure and white, on the earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
    Stan Marsh: [singing] There's a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deers just went running by. Oh, the snow's pure and white, on the earth rich and brown! Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.


  • Eric Cartman: shut your fucking face uncle fucker...
    Eric Cartman: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker...


  • Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Did you even forget that your own adopted son is Canadian?


  • Chef: Operation Human Shield my ass...
    Chef: Operation Human Shield, my ass.
    Chef: Operation Human Shield, my ass!


  • Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Fuck
    Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Fuck.


  • Stan Marsh: What does that mean find the clitoris?
    Stan Marsh: What does that mean, 'find the clitoris'?


  • Eric Cartman: Why? It does not offends to nobody, fuck fuckitty fuck.
    Eric Cartman: Fuck, fuckity, fuck-fuck-fuck.


  • Eric Cartman: Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch she's a really big stupid bitch, Kyle's mom's a bitch she's a really big bitch.
    Eric Cartman: Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch she's a really big stupid bitch. Kyle's mom's a bitch she's a really big bitch.


  • Mr. Garrison: How would you like to see the school consuler?
    Eric Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
    Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
    Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
    Eric Cartman: Im sorry Im sorry (pulls out megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS....
    Eric Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [picks up a megaphone]
    Eric Cartman: .....Mr Garrison
    Eric Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?


  • Eric Cartman: Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cock, butthole, Barbra Streisand!
    Eric Cartman: Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!


  • Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
    Eric Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?


  • Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: Eef anyzing goez wrong, make a zound like a dying giraffe--Ze Mole
    Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: If anyzing goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe.


  • Mr. Garrison: Well i'm sorry Wendy, but i just dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die!!
    Mr. Garrison: Well I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die!


  • Stan Marsh: Oh my God they killed Kenny!
    Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick: You bastards!


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