Splash, Too Reviews
This is terrible.
I have not seen the original for many years but remember it in a much fonder light than this drivel.
What we have here is a pants film with a poor story, wooden acting and sloppy direction. How this ever got the green light is beyond me.
You get character TV actors who are not worthy of gracing a movie filling roles filled by actors who on the whole went on to bigger and better things (sorry Daryl Hannah) and doing an extremely poor job of it. The script is worse than your average TV sit-com and the direction is just TV plodder like. The supporting characters have little to no value and are so flat I think I will coin the term one dimensional for them.
Avoid at all times.