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The Spongebob Squarepants Movie Quotes

  • Dennis: Alright! Enough gag.
    SpongeBob SquarePants: What are you going to do to us?
    Dennis: Plankton was very specific.
    SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton?
    Dennis: For some reason he wanted me to step on you.
    Patrick Star: Step on us?
    Dennis: Ya! So you'll never find out that he stole the crown! Uh, perhaps I said too much.
    Patrick Star: That's a big boot.
    Dennis: Don't worry this will only hurt a lot. (laughs) I love this job! (gets stepped on by bigger boot)
    Dennis: Don't worry this will only hurt a lot. I love this job!


  • Patrick Star: Are they laughing at us?
    SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Patrick, their laughing next to us!


  • Squidward Tentacles: [Spongebob in Squidward's Shower] Can't this wait until work?
    SpongeBob SquarePants: There's no showers at work!


  • Patrick Star: [Both dying from lamp] Well Patrick, I guess what they said about us was true.
    Patrick Star: [both dying from lamp] Well Patrick, I guess what they said about us was true.
    Mindy the Mermaid: What? That we're attractive?


  • King Neptune: Oh sorry, I accidentally put it on 'Real Boy' setting.


  • SpongeBob SquarePants: You don't need a license to drive a patty.


  • Patrick Star: Now That Were Men,I Changed My Underware!
    Patrick Star: I changed my underwear!


  • King Neptune: You don't understand, my crown represents attroity, and between you and me, my hair is thining abit
    King Neptune: You don't understand, my crown represents attroity, and between you and me, my hair is thining a bit.
    SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh your hingis, I'm sure it's not that notic- (Neptune shows his boldness) BAAALLD! Bald! Bald! Bald! (bunch of fish) Bald! Bald! Bald! (fish with burning eyes) MY EYES!
    SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh your hingis, I'm sure it's not that noticeable. [Neptune shows his boldness] BAAALLD! Bald! Bald! Bald! [bunch of fish] Bald! Bald! Bald! [fish with burning eyes] MY EYES!


  • King Neptune: You stole my crown! But clever as you are you left one dareing piece of evidence at the scene at the crime, (holds message paper)
    King Neptune: You stole my crown! But clever as you are you left one dareing piece of evidence at the scene at the crime, [holds message paper]
    Mr. Krabs: (reads message) I stole your crown signed ENGINE KRABS!
    Mr. Krabs: [reads message] I stole your crown signed ENGINE KRABS!


  • Mindy the Mermaid: (picks up a cute vision of Spongebob) look at this little guy, he's willing to risk his life to get YOUR crown, and save his boss..
    Mindy the Mermaid: [picks up a cute vision of Spongebob] Look at this little guy, he's willing to risk his life to get YOUR crown, and save his boss..


  • Patrick Star: It's some kind of wall of psychic energy.
    SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.


  • Patrick Star: Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license
    Patrick Star: Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.
    SpongeBob SquarePants: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
    SpongeBob SquarePants: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.


  • SpongeBob SquarePants: But we will never float down in time!
    Himself: Who said anything about floating.


  • Patrick Star: Did you see my underwear?
    Mindy the Mermaid: No, Patrick.
    Patrick Star: (reaching for his pants) Did you want to?!
    Patrick Star: [reaching for his pants] Did you want to?


  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you going to the grand opening ceremony?
    Plankton: No, I'm not going to the grand opening ceremony! I'm planning to rule the world! Ha ha ha!
    SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, good luke with that.


  • SpongeBob SquarePants: SpongeBob SquarePants: Cleanliness is next to manager-liness.
    SpongeBob SquarePants: Cleanliness is next to manager-liness.


  • Patrick Star: Nevermind the car, now where's the road...[echoes until we zoom to Patrick saying "road"] sorry.
    Patrick Star: Nevermind the car, now where's the road...[echoes until we zoom to Patrick saying 'road'] sorry.


  • SpongeBob SquarePants: After the promotion ceremony, we're gonna party 'til we turn purple!
    Patrick Star: GAH, I LOVE BEING PURPLE!!!!
    Patrick Star: GAH, I LOVE BEING PURPLE!


  • King Neptune: Be back here with my crown in exactly ten days!
    Patrick Star: He can do it in nine!
    King Neptune: Eight!
    Patrick Star: Seven!
    King Neptune: Six!
    SpongeBob SquarePants: PATRICK! [Mr. Krabs tackles and holds Patrick by the neck]


  • Squidward Tentacles: One-hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
    Squidward Tentacles: One-hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
    Mr. Krabs: With cheese, Mr. Squidward. With cheese.
    Mr. Krabs: With cheese, Mr. Squidward. With cheese.


  • Squidward Tentacles: Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?
    Squidward Tentacles: Chum Bucket? Free? Kabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?


  • SpongeBob SquarePants: -Jumps Into Sandwich Car-
    SpongeBob SquarePants: [Jumps into sandwich car]
    Patrick Star: Wait! I thought you didn't have a license!?
    Patrick Star: Wait! I thought you didn't have a license?
    SpongeBob SquarePants: You Don't Need A License To Drive A Sandwich.
    SpongeBob SquarePants: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.


  • Patrick Star: [after flying in naked and crashing] Did you see my butt?


  • SpongeBob SquarePants: And after the promotion ceremony, we're gonna party till we're purple.
    Patrick Star: Yay! I love being purple!


  • Karen (The Computer Wife): Don't get worked up again, Plankton. I just mopped the floors.


  • Patrick Star: Did You See My Underwear?
    Patrick Star: Did you see my underwear?
    Mindy the Mermaid: No
    Mindy the Mermaid: No Patrick.
    Patrick Star: Did You Want To?
    Patrick Star: Did you want to?


  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Step on it patrick!!!!!
    SpongeBob SquarePants: Step on it Patrick!


  • SpongeBob SquarePants: No, Give a try.
    SpongeBob SquarePants: No, give a try.


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