Spring Break Shark Attack (2005)
Critic Consensus: No consensus yet.
as Joel Gately
as Prof. Wellington
as Beach Patrol Captain
Critic Reviews for Spring Break Shark Attack
Amid the sound and fury of most TV, the filmmakers deserve credit for simply having sly fun with a tale told by an idiot signifying nothing more than what it promises.
Audience Reviews for Spring Break Shark Attack
Besides some descent breast casting, this pg-13 poor-man's Jaws rip off is pretty unremarkable.
Even by B-Movie standards this is a retarded no go area. I was expecting at least some cheesy fun, but it seems the youngsters actually expect a career to form out of this, while the older members are bored and ashamed. Towards the end Brian Brown delivers his lines with all the enthusiasm of a mongoloid left alone for a week in an isolated cabin with nothing but a puzzle to keep it company. After it has been revealed he enticed the sharks towards the beach using blood and then witnessing a massacre he remarks "This wasn't supposed to happen". I think he was talking more about his life than the film itself. It tries to deal with serious issues such as independence and date rape, but then ends with a shot of hundreds of sharks, inexplicably, swarming together.
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