Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D Reviews
Starring:Jessica Alba,Joel McHale,Jeremy Piven,Alexa Vega,Daryl Sabara,and Simon Pegg
Directed By:Robert Rodriguez
And to think I use to enjoy these pieces of crap when I was a kid. When I was little I was having fun with the Spy Kids sequels,Lost dreams and Game over 3D. But I watched them again and had a second opinion thinking that they were stupid. This sequel makes them look like the godfather.
In the most recent Spy kids movie Jessica Alba is playing a spy who has character name that I really don't remember or care about,who has her last mission catches the bad guy has a baby. Year after that some time keeper villain or whatever the heck his name was,makes time go faster and wants to go back in time to spend more time with his father.Jessica Alba recruits her kids and they must take some diamond and stop the Armageddon device and the time keeper.
What immediately ticked me off about this movie is all the marvel references like for example , there is a chase scene in the beginning where the kids are in some CGI spacecraft and there being chased by the time keepers henchmen and it looks like there on the green goblins glider. But wait the references don't stop there,they also have a fight sequence going on and one of the kids have some hammer hands and guess what he says "it's hammer time" and then he lifts one of his hands and lightning is surging through it. That's when I lost it.
The movie of course even brings back the original spy kids,but here's a problem with that,they do the cliche of he/she is dead but they come back for the finale of the film for fan service although I doubt this series has fans and with this movie they lost them.
Spy Kids all the time in the world is one of those family movies that make me hate live action family movies while the sequels before this were bad this is the worst. I give Spy Kids:All the Time in the World a half out of five.
Any Spy Kids Movie would be better than this.
22% Is Lower than the others in definitely.
Me: I like spy kids 3, but omg this is worse! thank god their not making another one.
Other people: agree
Marissa Wilson is a former spy that retired after the birth of her daughter. She is now a simple house mom with her baby and two step children. When a sinister villain, The Timekeeper, arrives on their door steps, the step mother springs into action and brings her step children along for bonding purposes.
"This is obviously the panic room."
"Because it's a room and I'm panicking."
Robert Rodriguez, director of The Faculty, Desperado, Sin City, Dusk Till Dawn, Spy Kids 1-3, Machete, Planet Terror, Machete Kills, and Sin City: A Dame to Die For, delivers Spy Kids 4. The storyline for this picture is disappointing and has little going for it. The special effects and characters are okay and there are some nice cameos in here.
"Our stepmother is a spy?"
"Impossible. She's not cool enough."
I added all four of these movies to the Netflix wish list for my daughter and I. She loves these movies. She is glued to them from beginning to end. These are nothing special, and fairly poorly written, but kids love these movies; at least, mine did.
"Is the baby throwing food again?"