Stardust Reviews

  • Sep 10, 2018

    This movie broke my brain in half and sent it directly to hell. It's a sci-fi movie about a living vacuum cleaner which is somehow even more insane than that implies. Characters are very confused, the acting is inconsistent, and there are so many moments where I laughed until I could not breathe as the group I watched this film with struggled to understand. While I feel like this would have been better if the film had embraced the fact that a vacuum cleaner became an eldritch horror that feeds on organic matter and become a horror movie, the film that is here bears watching. An insane ride which had me saying "I want to die" at multiple points.

    This movie broke my brain in half and sent it directly to hell. It's a sci-fi movie about a living vacuum cleaner which is somehow even more insane than that implies. Characters are very confused, the acting is inconsistent, and there are so many moments where I laughed until I could not breathe as the group I watched this film with struggled to understand. While I feel like this would have been better if the film had embraced the fact that a vacuum cleaner became an eldritch horror that feeds on organic matter and become a horror movie, the film that is here bears watching. An insane ride which had me saying "I want to die" at multiple points.