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A homeless 15-year-old thief (Danny Alexander) tries to seduce older women while searching for his mother, a prostitute.

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Critic Reviews for Steal Me

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  • Steal Me is a beautifully realized small film of understated power.

    September 22, 2005 | Rating: 4.5/5 | Full Review…
  • Everything about Steal Me, the new feature from the writer and director Melissa Painter, feels dangerously overripe.

    September 9, 2005 | Rating: 2.5/5 | Full Review…
  • Drifter comes to small town, gets all the ladies hot. But it's not the steamy, literate Picnic, starring William Holden - instead it's the pretentious Steal Me, an artily photographed, puzzlingly acted indie.

    September 9, 2005 | Rating: 1.5/4
  • Solid performances can't save Melissa Painter's pretentious teen drama Steal Me, which plays like a cross between Dangerous Skin (without the gay sex) and Picnic (without the production values or credible situations).

    September 9, 2005 | Rating: 1.5/4
  • Steal Me has at least one indie-film clich too many.

    September 6, 2005
  • What it lacks is believable dialogue, credible relationships and a serious foundation for its overripe psychology.

    August 20, 2005

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