Strange Wilderness Quotes

  • Peter Gaulke: Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of world war 1 and 2 combined.

  • Peter Gaulke: It is estimated that bears attack 2 million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare.

  • Peter Gaulke: When a shark appears in the area sea lions will leave the water immediately. Luckily there are no tigers on the shore waiting for him, or he wouldn't know what the fuck to do.

  • Peter Gaulke: These birds are saying howdy to the zebra. Actually, they're not saying howdy. They're eating the shit out of him.

  • Peter Gaulke: Monkeys make up over 80% of the world's monkey population.

  • Peter Gaulke: No matter how many sea lions are killed each year by sharks, it never seems like enough.

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