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  • Charlie: Do you think that God had anything to do helpin' the Ruskies?
    David Sumner: God?
    Charlie: Yeah.
    David Sumner: U-u-h... (chuckles)
    Charlie: Why is that funny?
    David Sumner: Because that God would help a nation of atheists?
    Charlie: He works in mysterious ways.
    David Sumner: Most dangerous line ever uttered.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)

  • Norman: See there, Mr. Sumner, you ain't the only one with a trophy wife. Only difference is, mine's for third place.
    Kristen: (very pregnant) Believe it or not, that's the most romantic thing he's ever said. That's and, "You're what?"
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)

  • David Sumner: (to Amy) Get your Daddy's gun and shoot anyone that's not me.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)

  • David Sumner: Just so you know, someone broke into our house and killed our cat.
    Chris: What makes you think that Flutie was killed? Didn't just die.
    David Sumner: Well, generally cats don't hang themselves.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)

  • David Sumner: Hey, Charlie, there is somethin' in the Bible I do believe.
    Charlie: What's that, sir.
    David Sumner: "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife."
    Charlie: I believe in that, too. But what happens when thy neighbor's wife covets you?
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)

  • Amy Sumner: There are five men with guns outside.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)

  • Charlie: Son of a bitch got some man in him after all. Alright, let's end this.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)

  • David Sumner: I'll bet that was your daddy's chair.
    Amy Sumner: Every chair was my daddy's chair.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)

  • Charlie: Oh, you want your glasses, go ahead and put them on, I want you to see what's comin', David.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (3 years ago)

  • Amy Sumner: Those straw dogs were practically lickin' my body outside, so.
    David Sumner: I applaud their good taste.
    Amy Sumner: It's not funny.
    David Sumner: Well, maybe you should wear a bra.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (3 years ago)

  • David Sumner: Baby. You don't have to learn chess to please me.
    Amy Sumner: I'm not learnin' chess to please you, baby. I'm learnin' so I can kick your ass.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (3 years ago)

  • David Sumner: [last lines] I got 'em all.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (4 years ago)

  • David Sumner: [first lines] Norm, what are you doin', man. Geez!
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (4 years ago)

  • David Sumner: There is one thing in the Bible I do believe. 'Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife.'
    Charlie: Well, I believe in that too. But what happens when thy neighbor's wife covets you?
    ‐ Submitted by Chancellor M (4 years ago)

  • Amy Sumner: Don't let them in.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (4 years ago)

  • Charlie: Oh you want your glasses, go ahead put them on, I want you to see what's coming.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (4 years ago)

  • Tom Heddon: I got them all.
    ‐ Submitted by Beatriz O (4 years ago)

  • David Sumner: I will not allow violence against this house.
    ‐ Submitted by Robbie P (4 years ago)

  • Amy Sumner: We all trust each other here, we don't even lock our doors.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Amy Sumner: There are five men with guns outside.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

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