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Stripper Academy Reviews

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½ May 10, 2013
With all of the free porn readily available on the Internet, you have to wonder how there could possibly still be a market for films such as "Stripper Academy". In fact, this is so worthless it barely meets the requirements for being called a film.

It features plenty of topless women, but you couldn't call it sexy. The stuff you find on Cinemax late at night is sexy, this is just exhausting. And despite the fact that it takes place in a strip club and the women are hot, it seems to shy away from showing you the actresses that you really want to see topless in that condition.

I guess the whole thing was meant to be a comedy, bit it's stupid and mean-spirited, relying on jokes about flatulence and fat girls. In reality, there's not even a story here, and the whole mess really is nothing more than a vanity project for writer/director/producer/star Vincent Foster, who somehow raised financing for this just so he could cast it with women in order to make out with them. It's great for him, I suppose, but not so good for the unsuspecting public that had to endure the end result.

There's little reason to call out the horrible writing, acting and directing because no one had any kind of expectations for those things in a film like this. But you can at least expect it to be coherent, or at the very least titillating, but the desperate "Stripper Academy" cannot even deliver on those meager goals and expectations. The girls are hot, and the ones that do get naked admittedly look amazing, but as a viewer you still sit there wondering what the point is.
½ February 3, 2012
The worst of the worst!!! Terrible acting, terrible directing, and just a waste of time in general. I've seen better perfomances in real porn as well as the Muppet Show! Why this movie was made I have no clue...but why I bothered to watch it...that is the real mystery. Avoid this one like Swine Flu!!!
December 5, 2009
i think its not the best movie i've seen. an a one for the girls
July 27, 2009
a stupid movie, i give it a 2 stars just because of the hot girls in it.. the story sucks, and acting is lame
½ May 28, 2009
The worst of the worst!!! Terrible acting, terrible directing, and just a waste of time in general. I've seen better perfomances in real porn as well as the Muppet Show! Why this movie was made I have no clue...but why I bothered to watch it...that is the real mystery. Avoid this one like Swine Flu!!!
April 19, 2009
i want them to get jiggy with me
½ March 23, 2009
I didn't find any thing on it.
I don't like it
½ January 17, 2009
This is the kind of movie that makes you feel bad about yourself for watching. It is filled with crappy sound effects that you can find on a $5 CD at Walmart, and the same piece of music is played over and over again. It must have been the only music they could afford to license. The "star" of the movie is also the writer and director. Crazy coincidence! Watching this will just succeed in making you feel creepy as hell.
January 15, 2009
je me demande ce qui m'a amene ? aborder ce film, l'ennui peut etre ?
Bref.
Les 5 premieres minutes de ce film m'ont fait comprendre qu'il valait mieux que j'aille dormir.
Playmates, real/acteur megalo. Du vide. Un vide que certains courageux (ou pervers) regarderont pendant 1h30, pas moi.
0/20

PS: apparemment on ne peut pas mettre 0 etoiles, c'est considere comme "no rating"
January 1, 2009
looks really really stupid!!!
January 1, 2009
is this a soft porn?
December 29, 2008
Are you kidding me!?!
December 29, 2008
looks stupid and fun
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