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  • Oliver Tate: Bound to be disappointing? So why wait?


  • Oliver Tate: Sorry, I thought you someone else.
    Oliver Tate: Sorry, I thought you were someone else.


  • Oliver Tate: You're too good for me, you're too good for anyone.


  • Oliver Tate: I don’t quite know what I am yet. I’ve tried flipping coins, listening exclusively to french crooners, I’ve even had a brief hat phase, but nothing stuck.
    Oliver Tate: I don't quite know what I am yet. I've tried flipping coins, listening exclusively to french crooners, I've even had a brief hat phase but nothing stuck.


  • Oliver Tate: My mother is worried I have mental problems.


  • Lloyd Tate: It's a kettle.


  • Oliver Tate: Why else would she be at the hairdresser's with Graham the ninja? He probably makes sure all his prospective sex partners are salon-fresh before impregnating them with a ninja love child.


  • Oliver Tate: My mother gave a hand job to a mystic!


  • Jordana Bevan: Fuck, you look like a serial killer.


  • Oliver Tate: "In my other recurring dream, I mentally rehearse the end scene. The one where its getting dark and I mistake a girl for Jordana. A girl with the exact same frame and the exact same hair. And when she turns around, I see her face is nothing like Jordana's. And she asks, "Do I know you?", I look traumatized and say "No. You dont know me... You dont know me at all."
    Oliver Tate: In my other recurring dream, I mentally rehearse the end scene. The one where its getting dark and I mistake a girl for Jordana. A girl with the exact same frame and the exact same hair. And when she turns around, I see her face is nothing like Jordana's. And she asks, 'Do I know you?', I look traumatized and say No. You dont know me... You dont know me at all.


  • Oliver Tate: "Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck. Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry."
    Oliver Tate: Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck. Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry.


  • Oliver Tate: My mother is worried I have mental problems. I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parents' bedroom.


  • Oliver Tate: â??In many ways I prefer my own company, it gives me time to think.â??
    Oliver Tate: In many ways I prefer my own company, it gives me time to think.


  • Oliver Tate: "Most people think of themselves as individuals, that there's no one on the planet like them"
    Oliver Tate: Most people think of themselves as individuals, that there's no one on the planet like them.


  • Oliver Tate: He wasn't even considered hard until the Watkin twins famously stabbed him in the back with compasses. He said nothing; showed no discomfort as his shirt blossomed with blood poppies. His stoicism reminded me of the brave men who died in the First World War.


  • Oliver Tate: This is the moment where you leave him and come with me.
    Jordana Bevan: Is it?
    Oliver Tate: Yeah, are you coming?
    Jordana Bevan: No.


  • Oliver Tate: Jordana and I enjoyed an atavistic, glorious fortnight of lovemakin'; humiliatin' teachers and bullies in the week. I have already turned these moments into the Super-8 footage of memory.


  • Oliver Tate: My mother is worried I have mental problems. I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parents' bedroom.


  • Oliver Tate: My mom gave a handjob to a mystic.
    Oliver Tate: My mum gave a handjob to a mystic.


  • Oliver Tate: Her mouth tasted of milk, Polo mints and Dunlop International...
    Oliver Tate: Her mouth tasted of sour milk, Polo mints and Dunhill International.


  • Oliver Tate: I asked her if we were not boyfriend and girlfriend. She said maybe. I took it as "yes oli, we are now as one."
    Oliver Tate: I asked if she was my girlfriend now. She said 'I'll think about it'.


  • Oliver Tate: I'v tried smoking a pipe. Flipping coins.
    Oliver Tate: I've tried smoking a pipe. Flipping coins.


  • Oliver Tate: I wish there was a film that followed my every move.


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