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  • Officer Slater: Pussies on the pavement fellas, come on!


  • Jules: What the fuck!


  • Fogell: What's it like having guns?
    Officer Michaels: It is awesome, Mclovin, it's mind-boggling. I haven't had for long, only a few months, but it's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill a man.


  • Seth: I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
    Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.


  • Seth: [imitating Becca] Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.


  • Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
    Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
    Evan: She had back problems, man.


  • Officer Slater: McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?


  • Fogell: You still haven't told him that we're rooming together?
    Evan: Fogell, shut the fuck up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.


  • Seth: No one's gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since Nam!


  • Seth: Momma's making a pubic salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing
    Seth: Momma's making a pubic salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.


  • Evan: These Eyes...


  • Officer Michaels: I assume you all have guns and crack
    Officer Michaels: I assume you all have guns and crack.


  • Fogell: Hey!
    Seth: Don't tell Fogell about the party, man...
    Fogell: Gangstaaaaaaaaaaasss... what's up guys?


  • Seth: Don't be such a vagine man I gotta get a Red Bull before class
    Seth: Don't be such a vagine man I gotta get a Red Bull before class.


  • Seth: You know when a girl's like "Oh God, I got so shitfaced last night. I shouldn't have fucked that guy!" We can be that mistake!
    Seth: You know when a girl's like 'Oh God, I got so shitfaced last night. I shouldn't have fucked that guy!' We can be that mistake!


  • Party Teen: Becca's been looking for you. She said something about blowing you.
    Evan: Isn't she drunk? Isn't that illegal if she's drunk?
    Party Teen: Not if you're drunk too.


  • Fogell: Chicka-chicka-yeah, fake ID, I'm tight...


  • Seth: Enjoy your remaining years!
    Old Lady: I will. Enjoy fucking Jules!
    Seth: I WILL!


  • Seth: She wants my dick. She wants my dick in or around her mouth!


  • Fogell: I am McLovin.


  • Seth: He (Fogell) doesn't even have a first name! It just says Mclovin!
    Seth: He [Fogell] doesn't even have a first name! It just says Mclovin!
    Evan: One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?


  • Seth: Have you ever looked into his eyes.Its like the first time I heard The Beatles.
    Seth: Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.


  • Liquor Store Clerk: Do you look live an African Jew??
    Liquor Store Clerk: Do you look like an African Jew?


  • Seth: I used to sit around all day, drawing pictures of dicks.
    Evan: A dick, like a man dick?


  • Seth: I'll be like the iron chef of pounding vag!
    Evan: Can you just get out of here and we'll talk about this later?
    Greg the Soccer Player: What the fuck Evan! We're down two points!
    Evan: Fuckin calm down Greg it's soccer. It's soccer.
    Greg the Soccer Player: Fuck you man!
    Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again?
    Greg the Soccer Player: That was like 8 years ago, asshole!
    Seth: People don't forget!


  • Seth: You dropped your purse, ma'am. Would you like me to help you with your groceries?
    Old Lady: Well that would be lovely young man. Would you like me to buy you alcohol?
    Seth: That would be lovely!
    Seth: Enjoy your remaining years!
    Old Lady: I will! Enjoy fucking Jules!
    Seth: I WILL!


  • Officer Michaels: Prepared to be fucked by the long dick of the law!


  • Evan: I mean, it's up to you Fogell. This guy's gonna think, "Oh, here's another kid with a fake I.D., or here's McLovin, the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor." Okay, so what's it gonna be?
    Evan: I mean, it's up to you Fogell. This guy's gonna think, 'Oh, here's another kid with a fake I.D., or here's McLovin, the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.' Okay, so what's it gonna be?
    Fogell: I am McLovin'.
    Seth: No, you're not. No one's McLovin'. McLovin's never existed, because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairytale name, you fuck!


  • Fogell: You still haven't told him we're moving in together?
    Evan: Fogell shut the fuck up.


  • Seth: She wants my dick in and around her mouth!
    Seth: She wants my dick in or around her mouth!


  • Seth: You don't want her to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.
    Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.


  • Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
    Seth: Well the funny thing is, my back is actually located on my cock.
    Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.


  • Seth: No one's gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'Nam!
    Seth: Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!


  • Seth: Enjoy your remaining years!
    Old Lady: I will! Enjoy fucking Jules!
    Seth: I WILL!


  • Fogell: I am McLovin!


  • Seth: What the hell is that?
    Fogell: It's a fucking vest,dumbass. I'm trying to look older.
    Fogell: It's a fucking vest, dumbass. I'm trying to look older.
    Seth: You look like Pinocchio.


  • Officer Slater: I arrested a man-lady who was legally named Phuck.


  • Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
    Seth: It doesn’t have a first name, it just says McLovin!
    Seth: It doesn't have a first name, it just says McLovin!
    Evan: The guys either going think ‘here’s another guy with a fake ID’, or here’s McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
    Fogell: I am McLovin.


  • Seth: Have you ever heard a girl say: 'Oh i was so drunk i shouldn't have fucked with him'? We can be that mistake!
    Seth: You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!


  • Evan: I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.


  • Fogell: I got a boner!


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