Survivor Reviews

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May 10, 2019
Firmly within the so-bad-it's-alright genre, Survivor is a beast of a simpler time. Brosnan and his moustache are fine, but nothing else really is.
May 10, 2018
A excessively convoluted thriller...
May 24, 2016
Ultimately, Survivor is not so much high-octane action as a slow fizzle.
April 6, 2016
Survivor has very little to ride on; succumbing to action-genre-conformism, the film almost takes itself too seriously in a genre that works best when it doesn't belittle the intelligence of its audience.
April 6, 2016
Brosnan has a good time hamming it up as a heartless assassin, but why Jovovich is forced to spend the whole film darting around with black smudges on her face is a mystery.
February 29, 2016
Survivor is an absurd film that would have done better by not taking itself so seriously.
December 30, 2015
Reaching the end of this you'll feel like you survived something.
December 18, 2015
I'm pretty sure I wasn't supposed to laugh out loud at several points during the press screening of Survivor, but at least I wasn't the only one.
November 5, 2015
Survivor thought it was a film with a deep, purposeful message about the current state of immigration and counter-terrorism. I almost feel sorry for it. Almost.
August 14, 2015
Brosnan is out of place as a grizzled bad guy, but then it's hard to blame him, because he has nothing to play.
June 24, 2015
There's a reason you've probably never heard of it.
June 7, 2015
Good call by Emma Thompson, who baled out at the eleventh-hour from this copper-bottomed terrorist-themed stinker. If only the others had her foresight.
June 5, 2015
[A] by-the-numbers thriller.
June 5, 2015
Survivor is the kind of film that relies on characters doing everything in a needlessly complicated way.
June 4, 2015
While not quite bad enough to be so bad it's good, Survivor provides lots of completely unintentional entertainment.
June 4, 2015
While there is little in the film that's repellent, there's even less about Survivor that's memorable.
June 4, 2015
It's a lumberingly dated kind of spy thriller, convoluted without ever being intriguing - and an insufficient number of bangs for your buck.
June 4, 2015
If there's a thriller to be found in international travel regulations, this is not it. Makes a mockery of the unsung heroes it's meant to celebrate.
June 4, 2015
Oh, how you'll laugh at the dialogue, at the plot and - most of all - at Pierce Brosnan's moustache, which is so hilarious it deserves a film of its own.
June 4, 2015
There's little to enjoy about this daft spy thriller beyond the sight of Pierce Brosnan looking vaguely like a Spanish pimp when he wears a pencil-thin moustache as a disguise.
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