as Beat Takeshi
as Kitano's Female Neighbor, Takeshi's Girl Friend
as Audition Producter, Customer, Mahjong Parlor Woman
as Taxi Driver, Takeshi's Manager
as Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor, Takeshi's Friend
as Audition Actor, Noodle Cook, TV Wardrobe Master
Critic Reviews for Takeshis'
Bold yet bland, this dreamy survey of all things Kitano sends several bullets into his past and puts a question mark on his future.
An entirely useless artifact for anyone not already familiar with Kitano's previous eleven pictures.
Takeshi Kitano's crazy, weird, indulgent, breathtaking, strangely titled fantasy is as entertaining as it is puzzling -- a marvelous movie about movies with a sense of humor and a surreal streak.
I love Takeshi Kitano's films, but around the one-hour mark, I started wondering about the writer/director/editor/star's mental well being
Audience Reviews for Takeshis'
Takeshis: So strange, I'm not sure what to think of it. However, I do wish Kitano would step away from making movies about his film making and acting career. However, I have enjoyed said films. Warlords = Best Jet Li movie by far, mate.
Man,that was rock-bottom.Narcissistic to the bone,that's all I have to say.Kitano,you better not disappoint me next time,shit...and why did you have to erupt from the ashes of...twin reality?Orchestrated narrative without the core,veins,hidden sign?Just plain,"amusing" images of you...and you?
The strangest Kitano I've seen. As always, this has random bursts of stylish violence. It's like a ride thru Kitano's mind:looks cool, but never makes much sense.
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