Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood Reviews

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November 27, 2016
A slapdash, overlong, and downright interminable endeavor...
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
December 10, 2015
In the history of active sabotage, this one's right up there.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
October 26, 2015
It's by no means a good film -- really, it's Dennis Miller versus undead prostitutes -- but b-movie fans shouldn't overlook it just yet.
Full Review | Original Score: 6/10
October 24, 2015
Bordello of Blood proves to be a tough slog, with a workable premise defeated by clumsy plotting and miscast actors. And no one is more ill at ease than lead Dennis Miller.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
October 19, 2015
Works best as religious satire, but never quite takes off as a mystery or a tale involving bloodsuckers.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
October 20, 2012
Spends too much time on banking on Dennis Miller's snarky sense of humor to really allow the film to entertain as a sexy dark comedy...
July 6, 2010
Bordello of Blood fails as anything but a gory T&A spectacle for the mouth-breather set.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/5
May 19, 2008
This is a travesty.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
May 19, 2008
Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague.
May 19, 2008
The film is grisly enough to serve up some scant enjoyment as a slice of grand guignol, but it's otherwise just another dumb gore movie.
January 23, 2006
This very guilty pleasure never produces much suspense, but I couldn't stop laughing at Dennis Miller's sardonic asides.
| Original Score: 7/10
May 4, 2003
... run-of-the-mill horror movie.
| Original Score: 2.5/5
December 25, 2002
Stupid, bloody excuse for gore, nothing more.
| Original Score: 1/5
June 5, 2002
... the series' die-hard fans will be left wanting.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
January 22, 2002
Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun.
February 21, 2001
What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
January 1, 2000
Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
January 1, 2000
... a macabre, jokey affair that could give Buffy the Vampire Slayer a run for its money as the silliest undead story of the decade.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
January 1, 2000
... awful film.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
January 1, 2000
Bordello of Blood isn't much of a movie, though it suggests a new career for Miller, if he wants it: He could be a freelance ironist in other movie genres.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
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