Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood Reviews

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Walter Chaw
Film Freak Central
December 10, 2015
In the history of active sabotage, this one's right up there.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Austin Trunick
Under the Radar
October 26, 2015
It's by no means a good film -- really, it's Dennis Miller versus undead prostitutes -- but b-movie fans shouldn't overlook it just yet.
Full Review | Original Score: 6/10
Matt Brunson
Creative Loafing
October 24, 2015
Bordello of Blood proves to be a tough slog, with a workable premise defeated by clumsy plotting and miscast actors. And no one is more ill at ease than lead Dennis Miller.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Dustin Putman
TheBluFile.com
October 19, 2015
Works best as religious satire, but never quite takes off as a mystery or a tale involving bloodsuckers.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
October 20, 2012
Spends too much time on banking on Dennis Miller's snarky sense of humor to really allow the film to entertain as a sexy dark comedy...
Steve Newton
Georgia Straight
July 6, 2010
Bordello of Blood fails as anything but a gory T&A spectacle for the mouth-breather set.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/5

TV Guide
May 19, 2008
This is a travesty.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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Joe Leydon
Variety
May 19, 2008
Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague.

Film4
May 19, 2008
The film is grisly enough to serve up some scant enjoyment as a slice of grand guignol, but it's otherwise just another dumb gore movie.
Chuck O'Leary
Fantastica Daily
January 23, 2006
This very guilty pleasure never produces much suspense, but I couldn't stop laughing at Dennis Miller's sardonic asides.
| Original Score: 7/10
Christopher Null
Filmcritic.com
May 4, 2003
... run-of-the-mill horror movie.
| Original Score: 2.5/5
Bob Bloom
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
December 25, 2002
Stupid, bloody excuse for gore, nothing more.
| Original Score: 1/5
Dwayne E. Leslie
Boxoffice Magazine
June 5, 2002
... the series' die-hard fans will be left wanting.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
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Richard Harrington
Washington Post
January 22, 2002
Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun.
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Jack Mathews
Los Angeles Times
February 21, 2001
What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
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Lawrence Van Gelder
New York Times
January 1, 2000
Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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James Berardinelli
ReelViews
January 1, 2000
... a macabre, jokey affair that could give Buffy the Vampire Slayer a run for its money as the silliest undead story of the decade.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Madeleine Williams
Cinematter
January 1, 2000
... awful film.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
Rob Gonsalves
eFilmCritic.com
January 1, 2000
Bordello of Blood isn't much of a movie, though it suggests a new career for Miller, if he wants it: He could be a freelance ironist in other movie genres.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Marc Savlov
Austin Chronicle
January 1, 2000
... never quite reaches the breathlessly mediocre heights of its predecessor, Demon Knight.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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