Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood Reviews

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Chuck O'Leary
Fantastica Daily
January 23, 2006
This very guilty pleasure never produces much suspense, but I couldn't stop laughing at Dennis Miller's sardonic asides.
| Original Score: 7/10
Andy Klein
Los Angeles CityBeat
August 5, 2004
| Original Score: 3/5
Top Critic
Jack Mathews
Los Angeles Times
February 21, 2001
What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Rob Gonsalves
January 1, 2000
Bordello of Blood isn't much of a movie, though it suggests a new career for Miller, if he wants it: He could be a freelance ironist in other movie genres.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Austin Trunick
Under the Radar
October 26, 2015
It's by no means a good film -- really, it's Dennis Miller versus undead prostitutes -- but b-movie fans shouldn't overlook it just yet.
Full Review | Original Score: 6/10
Matt Brunson
Creative Loafing
October 24, 2015
Bordello of Blood proves to be a tough slog, with a workable premise defeated by clumsy plotting and miscast actors. And no one is more ill at ease than lead Dennis Miller.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Dustin Putman
October 19, 2015
Works best as religious satire, but never quite takes off as a mystery or a tale involving bloodsuckers.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
October 20, 2012
Spends too much time on banking on Dennis Miller's snarky sense of humor to really allow the film to entertain as a sexy dark comedy...
Steve Newton
Georgia Straight
July 6, 2010
Bordello of Blood fails as anything but a gory T&A spectacle for the mouth-breather set.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/5

TV Guide's Movie Guide
May 19, 2008
This is a travesty.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Top Critic
Joe Leydon
May 19, 2008
Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague.

May 19, 2008
The film is grisly enough to serve up some scant enjoyment as a slice of grand guignol, but it's otherwise just another dumb gore movie.
Michael Dequina
December 26, 2006
| Original Score: 1/5
Kevin N. Laforest
Montreal Film Journal
October 31, 2005
| Original Score: 1/5
Emanuel Levy
August 12, 2005
| Original Score: 2/5
Greg Maki
Star-Democrat (Easton, MD)
March 25, 2005
| Original Score: 1/5
Ryan Cracknell
Movie Views
August 22, 2003
| Original Score: 1/5
Walter Chaw
Film Freak Central
July 20, 2003
| Original Score: 2/5
Christopher Null
May 4, 2003
... run-of-the-mill horror movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Bob Bloom
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
December 25, 2002
Stupid, bloody excuse for gore, nothing more.
| Original Score: 1/5
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