Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood Reviews

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October 26, 2015
It's by no means a good film -- really, it's Dennis Miller versus undead prostitutes -- but b-movie fans shouldn't overlook it just yet.
Full Review | Original Score: 6/10
January 1, 2000
... a macabre, jokey affair that could give Buffy the Vampire Slayer a run for its money as the silliest undead story of the decade.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
October 20, 2012
Spends too much time on banking on Dennis Miller's snarky sense of humor to really allow the film to entertain as a sexy dark comedy...
May 4, 2003
... run-of-the-mill horror movie.
| Original Score: 2.5/5
December 25, 2002
Stupid, bloody excuse for gore, nothing more.
| Original Score: 1/5
August 8, 2002
Read More | Original Score: 1/5
November 27, 2016
A slapdash, overlong, and downright interminable endeavor...
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
July 6, 2010
Bordello of Blood fails as anything but a gory T&A spectacle for the mouth-breather set.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/5
August 22, 2003
| Original Score: 1/5
October 19, 2015
Works best as religious satire, but never quite takes off as a mystery or a tale involving bloodsuckers.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
October 31, 2005
| Original Score: 1/5
October 7, 2002
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
March 25, 2005
| Original Score: 1/5
October 24, 2015
Bordello of Blood proves to be a tough slog, with a workable premise defeated by clumsy plotting and miscast actors. And no one is more ill at ease than lead Dennis Miller.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
July 26, 2002
| Original Score: 1/5
January 1, 2000
... awful film.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
January 1, 2000
Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
January 1, 2000
... never quite reaches the breathlessly mediocre heights of its predecessor, Demon Knight.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
January 1, 2000
For a horror-comedy film to work, it's got to be both funny and scary. Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is neither.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
January 1, 2000
This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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