Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood Reviews

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Austin Trunick
Under the Radar
October 26, 2015
It's by no means a good film -- really, it's Dennis Miller versus undead prostitutes -- but b-movie fans shouldn't overlook it just yet.
Full Review | Original Score: 6/10
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James Berardinelli
January 1, 2000
... a macabre, jokey affair that could give Buffy the Vampire Slayer a run for its money as the silliest undead story of the decade.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
October 20, 2012
Spends too much time on banking on Dennis Miller's snarky sense of humor to really allow the film to entertain as a sexy dark comedy...
Christopher Null
May 4, 2003
... run-of-the-mill horror movie.
| Original Score: 2.5/5
Bob Bloom
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)
December 25, 2002
Stupid, bloody excuse for gore, nothing more.
| Original Score: 1/5
John J. Puccio
Movie Metropolis
August 8, 2002
| Original Score: 1/5
Steve Newton
Georgia Straight
July 6, 2010
Bordello of Blood fails as anything but a gory T&A spectacle for the mouth-breather set.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/5
Ryan Cracknell
Movie Views
August 22, 2003
| Original Score: 1/5
Dustin Putman
October 19, 2015
Works best as religious satire, but never quite takes off as a mystery or a tale involving bloodsuckers.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Kevin N. Laforest
Montreal Film Journal
October 31, 2005
| Original Score: 1/5
Mark Palermo
The Coast (Halifax, Nova Scotia)
October 7, 2002
| Original Score: 2/5
Greg Maki
Star-Democrat (Easton, MD)
March 25, 2005
| Original Score: 1/5
Matt Brunson
Creative Loafing
October 24, 2015
Bordello of Blood proves to be a tough slog, with a workable premise defeated by clumsy plotting and miscast actors. And no one is more ill at ease than lead Dennis Miller.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
David Poland
Hot Button
July 26, 2002
| Original Score: 1/5
Madeleine Williams
January 1, 2000
... awful film.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
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Lawrence Van Gelder
New York Times
January 1, 2000
Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Marc Savlov
Austin Chronicle
January 1, 2000
... never quite reaches the breathlessly mediocre heights of its predecessor, Demon Knight.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Jeff Vice
Deseret News, Salt Lake City
January 1, 2000
For a horror-comedy film to work, it's got to be both funny and scary. Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is neither.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
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Peter Stack
San Francisco Chronicle
January 1, 2000
This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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Richard Harrington
Washington Post
January 22, 2002
Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun.
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