Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood Reviews

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Joe Leydon
Variety
May 19, 2008
Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague.
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Richard Harrington
Washington Post
January 22, 2002
Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun.
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Jack Mathews
Los Angeles Times
February 21, 2001
What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
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Peter Stack
San Francisco Chronicle
January 1, 2000
This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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USA Today
January 1, 2000
This sickeningly puerile mess will be attractive only to teen boys who aren't too picky about special effects or scripts.
| Original Score: 1/4
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Lawrence Van Gelder
New York Times
January 1, 2000
Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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James Berardinelli
ReelViews
January 1, 2000
... a macabre, jokey affair that could give Buffy the Vampire Slayer a run for its money as the silliest undead story of the decade.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4