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  • Ricky Bobby: (realizes his wife is marrying Cal) Are you serious!? I was gone for three hours!
    Ricky Bobby: Are you serious? I was gone for three hours!


  • Ricky Bobby: Save me Tom Cruise!


  • Reese Bobby: You've gotta learn to drive with the fear. There ain't nothin' more frightenin' than drivin' with a live cougar in the car. If you're calm, that wonderous big cat will be calm too. But if you're scared, that beautiful death machine will do what God made it to do, namely, eat you with a smile on its face.


  • Chip: Ricky, remember: The fieldmouse is fast, but the owl sees at night.


  • Reese Bobby: You've got to learn to drive with the fear. There ain't nothing more frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car. [...] If you're calm, that wonderous big cat will be calm too. But if you're scared, that beautiful death machine will do what God made it to do, namely, eat you with a smile on its face.


  • Ricky Bobby: I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red then f**k you.


  • Ricky Bobby: I will not shake your hand, but I will give you this. [kisses Jean Girard]
    Jean Girard: You taste of America.
    Ricky Bobby: Thank you.


  • Ricky Bobby: i dont know what to do with my hands...
    Ricky Bobby: I dont know what to do with my hands.


  • Texas Ranger: I'm all jacked up on mountain dew!


  • Ricky Bobby: Shake and Bake
    Ricky Bobby: Shake and bake.


  • Texas Ranger: I'm still sittin' in my dirty ole' pee pants..
    Texas Ranger: I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee- pants.


  • Reese Bobby: If you ain't first your last
    Reese Bobby: If you ain't first, you're last.


  • Ricky Bobby: If you don't chew Big Red go f**k yourself.


  • Ricky Bobby: [running around on the track in his underwear] Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
    Ricky Bobby: [running around on the track in his underwear] Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish. Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!


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